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9chambers
11-03-2004, 02:42 AM
"Well a man came home from his 46th birthday party his friends had thrown for him around 3am. His live-in girlfriend was waiting for him to come home. Once he entered the residence she immediately started accusing him of cheating. During the ensuing argument she manage to get a hold of his testicles and yanked so hard, she tore them from his scrotum."
http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume01/diatribes006/diatribes104-124/diatribes113.htm
Holy crap! Emin Boztepe was right .. you can rip someone's nut sack off!
Otaku Waffle
11-03-2004, 03:13 AM
Empathy-induced suffering. Not good.
Well, I guess he doesn't feel very :male: anymore. Should've worn his cup.
Did reading that make anyone else cringe?
Mercurius
11-03-2004, 03:20 AM
Thanks, now I'm going to end up wearing a cup everywhere I go in public. Ow ow fucking ow...
MrMcFu
11-03-2004, 05:03 AM
I guess band-aids are out of the question.
Zeddy
11-03-2004, 05:13 AM
Well, at least they can be stuck back on. :\
I wonder if he'll need therapy for this. :/
Zeddy
11-03-2004, 05:15 AM
I guess band-aids are out of the question.
:flipando:
Glue stick. Works allll the time....
McKickboxer
11-03-2004, 05:34 AM
For one very scary moment I thought there was going to a video link posted....
MrMcFu
11-03-2004, 06:21 AM
Perhaps a staple gun and some silicon sealent to plug the leaks?
Zeddy
11-03-2004, 06:31 AM
Okay, I think mine just contracted in sympathy.
Traditional Tom
11-03-2004, 06:32 AM
Damn, another successful 'monkey rips the peaches' attack. Poor guy.
WingChun Lawyer
11-03-2004, 06:44 AM
I would like to say that I am very happy that there is no video evidence this time.
Ronin
11-03-2004, 07:15 AM
True, no evidence, BUT, almost every MA system has a version of the nad ripper.
Even judo !
WingChun Lawyer
11-03-2004, 07:16 AM
I didnīt say I doubted it. Itīs just that a video of that would screw up my day. Argh.
WingChun Lawyer
11-03-2004, 07:17 AM
Even judo? Really? They never taught me that, the bastards.
Another piece of evidence to support the nut-sack as the worst design EVER.
nut sack ripped off
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