The Hikuta and Deadly Arts forums

[Hedgehogey]

In my continual fighting of EVIL ALIEN GALAXIES BEYOND SPACE I have discovered the following:

the official hikuta forums
http://p066.ezboard.com/bhikutacombatsystems

"A community for martial artists interested in effective real traditional martial arts for self-defence not sport."
http://p205.ezboard.com/bdeadlymartialartscentre

[Gringo Grande]

Hahaha...hahaha...and I quote:

Fighting in a ring is easy. I fought a few years back at a few amateur "vale tudo" events. I won all my matches. I was on the undercard, so I didn't get a title or anything. I decided sport fighting wasn't for me because it wasn't realistic enough.

Here is an account of my first match. The referee signaled the match to begin, so my opponent (a grappler) came in in a low stance with his hands down ready to tackle me at any moment. I through some feints and tried to coax him into "shooting in" as some call it. He did, and was greeted with a viscious tiger palm to the face. That was lights out for him, but on his way down to the ground I threw some chain punches so he would regret stepping into the cage with me when he woke up.

My second match was against a kickboxer, of what style I don't know. When we started, he feinted a high kick with his right leg, and then threw a kick to my thigh with his shin. I wasn't expecting that honestly (so I actually did learn something from that experience I guess), but my traditional conditioning meant it didn't phase me. I acted hurt and started limping around and forced tears into my eyes (I wanted to confuse him into thinking I was hurt). He came in with a roundhouse kick to the head. I blocked it with a forearm strike, injuring his shin. He had tough shins so we continued the fight. Next he threw a few punches (he must have done boxing, he couldn't punch with any power at all). I trapped all of his punches. He threw a kick to my ribs, which I caught. I used the "ape throws the log" technique to throw him to the ground. He landed on his head, unconscious.

My third fight was the hardest, yet most unrealistic. It was against yet another grappler. He came in to "shoot", so I stopped his attempt with a front snap kick to the face. I decided that since my throwing technique worked good in the previous fight that I would try one again. I used another traditional shuai jiao technique and threw him to the ground. On the way down, he grabbed ahold of me and pulled me down, too. He wrapped his legs around my torso and locked his ankles, thinking to keep me down there. I used a phoenix eye fist strike to his kidney which made him loosen his legs. I stood up, still between his legs, and started chain punching his face again until the referee stopped me.

All this proved that sport fighters can't handle a true martial artist, that the ring is unrealistic, and that even under their rules, a martial artist can beat a sport fighter.


Hahaha...hahaha.

Gringo Grande

[DJeter1234]

"Ni hao,

This isn't just a knock-out pressure point, this is the real deal. This is serious stuff. To fix their spine you have to use many pressure points in the right order at the right time of day (at certain times of day when the yin chi and the yang chi are balanced, if they aren't it won't work...too much yin and the tissues/muscles around the spine relax too much for the points to work, and too much yang and they will enflame and the points won't work). You have to apply dit da jow to area on the spine where the point located.

I've seen Sigung teach the technique to high-rank students, and kind of picked it up, but I don't remember the order of the points to heal it. Chinese medicine is confusing I've seen it done once, but it wasn't pressed full force so it was easier for Sigung to fix.

Salute "

http://p205.ezboard.com/fdeadlymartialartscentrefrm8.showMessage?topicID=2 .topic

"i have never been in a real fight but with my training in one of the purest forms of kung fu, i know i will be able to deal with anything presented to me"

http://p205.ezboard.com/fdeadlymartialartscentrefrm8.showMessage?topicID=5 .topic

[feedback]

Originally posted by Gringo Grande
I used another traditional shuai jiao technique and threw him to the ground. On the way down, he grabbed ahold of me and pulled me down, too. He wrapped his legs around my torso and locked his ankles, thinking to keep me down there. I used a phoenix eye fist strike to his kidney which made him loosen his legs.


Hahaha...hahaha.

Gringo Grande

I'll fist his phoenix eye.

[SLJ]

Completle insanity.

"I used a phoenix eye fist strike to his kidney which made him loosen his legs."

Honestly, there's not much you can say to this.

[iamamonster]

doesnt it hurt when u hit someone in the kidneys?

[Sun Wukong]

doesn't it hurt when you get hit anywhere?

[Matsufubu]

What, like we don't already know kung-fu kids suck ass? That's all this lot are. I don't believe these guys when they go on about their fighting experiences. Nobody becomes that badass through kung-fu.

[MrMcFu]

He wrapped his legs around my torso and locked his ankles, thinking to keep me down there. I used a phoenix eye fist strike to his kidney which made him loosen his legs. I stood up, still between his legs, and started chain punching his face again until the referee stopped me.

How the fuck would you punch someone in the kidneys when you are in their guard? This story is obviously a big fat steaming pile of shit.

He came in with a roundhouse kick to the head. I blocked it with a forearm strike, injuring his shin.

The author of this, bitch boy, would have probably broken his arm doing that crap. You don't block a kick by striking it. He took the iron forearm crap way too seriously.

He had tough shins so we continued the fight. Next he threw a few punches (he must have done boxing, he couldn't punch with any power at all).

Yep, boxers lack power.

I trapped all of his punches.

Since everyone knows trapping is the deadly and neutralizes any sort of punch through simple physics.

He threw a kick to my ribs, which I caught. I used the "ape throws the log" technique to throw him to the ground. He landed on his head, unconscious.

Now, has anyone here ever had their leg caught while doing some kind of Vale Tudo stuff? Sure you have. Now, if you were thrown from this, how in god's name would you land on your head? Unless there was a big ass weight and height advantage, I don't see how this is possible. Even if you did land on your head from this throw, I can't imagine that it would be remotely possible to KO you.

FUCKTARDASSTICAL!!!

[SLJ]

I think it's painfully obvious this guy lives in his own dream land, he probably doesn't even realize he's lying.

[MrMcFu]

Here was my post there -

SouthernDragonHand,
I think your story is a lie. I would be grateful if you could show me I was wrong. Please prove it by providing the venue and event name, the date, and the name of at least one of your opponenets. I can confirm the rest myself. The burden of proof is on the claiment, which in this case is you sir. Any claim that can not be held up to cricitism is not worth presenting.

http://p205.ezboard.com/fdeadlymartialartscentrefrm2.showMessage?topicID=2 1.topic

[SLJ]

I bet they ban you, or try and gang up on you.

[MrMcFu]

Oh yeah thanks to Phrost for providing the last line.

[MrMcFu]

The 'center line' is an imaginary line running up and down your body's center. It runs through your nose, chine, throat, solar plexus, groin, and all the pressure points between. It is important to defend these vital targets against traditional attacks (in ancient times, masters snake chuan fa masters would condition their fingers so much that they could stab into the opponent's body with their snake strikes. There are so many vital targets on your centerline that you must defend it against such attacks, and even the weak attacks of boxers and those who train for sport).

If the opponent 'takes your centerline' that means he is free to strike the vital targets and even steal your balance. If your centerline is completely vertical you have good balance. When you get pushed in any direction and your centerline becomes bent and no longer completely vertical, you lose your balance and your chi flow is disrupted. This is when the nan long shou practitioner will strike vital targets and pressure points, sealing off the meridians while the chi is still imbalanced. How can you fight when chi can no longer circulate and there is a great imbalance? The mere idea of that is ridiculous. You would end up fighting like a boxer!!!

Sounds legit . . .

[Matsufubu]

Hey, I'm in the Bujinkan. I fought a few so-called 'sport fighters' in a tournament.

In the first fight, I was up against a wrestler. As we all know, the only thing a wrestler will ever do is shoot in for a double leg, so I jumped 20 feet in the air and flew around and stabbed. End of fight.

In the second fight, I was against a Muay Thai guy. As we all know, the only thing a Muay Thai guy will ever do is kick to the thigh, so I turned invisible, flew and stabbed. End of fight.

The third fight was the final. It was against some Brazilian guy called 'Hoyce', or something. Somebody told me that he'd won a few UFCs, but since that's for lower class people, I wasn't worried. As we all know, the only thing a BJJ guy will ever do is try to armbar you, so I threw salt in his eyes and cartwheeled around for a few minutes, then flew and stabbed. End of fight.

This proves that 'sport fighters' are no match for a real martial artist, like me. See? I've proved it and everything.

[TCDD]

Im off to tell mike tyson he cant fight...



oh hang on, he cant actually fight....

damn those boxers and their famous inability to punch