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hfam95
08-05-2004, 06:51 AM
Hey, guys/gals. Ive been lurking on here for a while now, but just had to give this link to you all. Check it out

http://www.amj.iwarp.com/index.html

and another

http://www.adrianroman.com/


promotion and tournaments by video.

When will it end

MUT
08-05-2004, 07:05 AM
that adrian roman thing is the funniest/worst thing I've ever seen...

Zeddy
08-05-2004, 07:08 AM
Seen before I think.

The first though is new to me.

Honey Badger
08-05-2004, 07:42 AM
In College he bench pressed 250 Lbs. for 10 reps and maxed out at 340 Lbs.

In college I drank massive quantities of beer. Does this mean I can start my own drunken style?

Chupacabra
08-05-2004, 07:52 AM
Sensei Velez was trained by Israel Velez (father) in early years (7-15 years old) . Father was raised in Newark New Jersey. He learned how to fight on the streets of Newark. In mid twenties he trained with a Goju and Tae kwon do instructor.

Sensei Israel Velez III is a certified Martial Arts instructor. He holds a blackbelt in Yoshin Ryu Jujitsu and is the founder of the Velez Jujitsu system. In addition he also holds black belts in Shotokan Karate, Kickboxing, Freestyle Karate, Kenpo, Kempo, Freestyle Jujitsu, Tang Soo Do, and Tae Kwon Do. In College he bench pressed 250 Lbs. for 10 reps and maxed out at 340 Lbs. He has studied and trained in all aspects of the fight game. To be a complete fighter I train in Stand up fighting, submission ,wrestling and boxing . This is what the American Modern Jujitsu style represents.

http://www.amj.iwarp.com/images/israelpose.jpg


American Modern Jujitsu Course - $100
AMJ Pressure point/pain techniques course - $150
AMJ Weapon system course - $125
The AMJ Freestyle Karate Course - $100.00
Belt promotions - $50
7 year old cripple girl taking your lunch money - priceless

***and incase you missed it***

Blackbelts in another style get AMJ package with blackbelt certificate.

Brown belts in another style get AMJ package, train 1 month, and recieve blackbelt.

Chupacabra
08-05-2004, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by HoneyBadger
In college I drank massive quantities of beer. Does this mean I can start my own drunken style?

yes. yes you can

Mike S
08-05-2004, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by MUT
that adrian roman thing is the funniest/worst thing I've ever seen...

I agree!!! And whats even worse is that you get the belt before you finish the course!!! Wait..what does he call it??? The honor system!!!

Meex
08-05-2004, 08:33 AM
"I will send you video tapes of Yellow Belt thru 1st Degree Black Belt, and written manuals for each belt level. You will receive a complementary workout t-shirt, your Black Belt and of course your 1st degree Black Belt diploma. . .This Kenpo Distant Learning Program cost $995."

Is there a blackbelt in "Red Warrior" training? Maybe black-feather?
Chief Roman is tH3 M4n!

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After I receive my black belt from Roman, I'll send my certificate over to AMJ and get another from sensei Velez. Then I'll open my own school, and create new instructors under me with the same proven system! I'll be the grandmaster/innovator/and inventor of McDojo MLM

`~/

Djimbe
08-05-2004, 09:14 AM
Appearantly you also learn to SPEAK like TONTO !

What In the Program?


http://www.adrianroman.com/Distant_learning.htm

dadaggie
08-05-2004, 09:25 AM
WOW! An online tournament. Now I can be video taped using my powerful chi balls and when they watch the tape it will render them unconscious and defenseless against my d34d1y Ashida Kim taught, ninja moves. Just one thing - can I borrow a video camera? And the money for the entry fees? And your chi power? and...

TylerDurden
08-05-2004, 09:57 AM
Doesn't that attack proof guy use native american ground fighting techniques? Maybe it's the new BJJ eh?

Meex
08-05-2004, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by TylerDurden
Doesn't that attack proof guy use native american ground fighting techniques? Maybe it's the new BJJ eh?
I think he uses "Indian Wrestling" - and the Native Americans would scalp him is they thought he claimed to have learned it from them. (ha)

`~/

Beatdown Richie
08-05-2004, 02:12 PM
From Adrian Roman's page:
> I'm a full blood Choctaw Indian and I use my Native
> honor system that you will complete the distance
> learning program and become the best possible Black
> Belt you can be.
If I were a full blood Choctaw Indian, I'd be pissed that this guy gives the impression that we're all either gullible fools or complete frauds.

Meex
08-05-2004, 04:56 PM
Is Red Warrior a new Power Ranger?

`~/

erictbrown1
08-05-2004, 06:05 PM
LOL this is funny for under 1,000 you can be a black belt to LOL. I guess the 18 years I did in Karate was a waste.

A Coulpe of Big time MCDojos


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