Charged with Bullshido To The Masses

[Tcell]

Your Honour,
Ladies & Gentlemen of the jury,

it has come to my attention that a gentleman by the name of 'Chris Crudelli' is planning to inflict Bullshido of a most greivous nature upon unsuspecting members of the public.

I give reference to the below link & all links contained therein.

I'm A Big Fat Bullshidoer (http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/mind_body/index.shtml)


I rest my case & wait for the jury to reach a verdict.

:D

Some of the stuff could be interesting, but most of it well...

I did a quick search & could find out nothing about Master Chris Crudelli, apart from the bits on the BBC website.
Anyone ever heard of him.

[TylerDurden]

You must find him, find him and break him.

[FledglingTengu]

These shows would be better if they had special uninvited guest appearances by Bas Rutten.

[Tcell]

This show has something for everyone.

Chi
Dim Mak
Special Forces
Spirits
Magic Amulets
Cardiff

I'm going to go & cry for a bit now.:p

[The Mad Hatter]

Oh ... my ... god. What a waste of air time and money. I pity those who actually buy in to this goober.

[Antagony]

Hahaha, the website actually says "the deadly dim mak".

[ClintEQ]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/mind_body/episode_guide.shtml

"Extraordinary martial arts secrets are exposed for the first time, from deadly shouting to a van pulled by a penis."

Sigh.

[ClintEQ]

"Teacher of the FBI and the Russian Special Forces, Ushiro is a master of the original Okinawan karate. Fast, lethal and very effective he makes grown men crumble. Ouch."

As opposed to... small children?

[Antagony]

Originally posted by ClintEQ
"Teacher of the FBI and the Russian Special Forces, Ushiro is a master of the original Okinawan karate. Fast, lethal and very effective he makes grown men crumble. Ouch."

As opposed to... small children?
No, as opposed to "trained fighters". ZING!

[serious harm]

Sounds simplistic, and pretty awful. I don't know.

One article says Tai Chi is 50% of his training but that's all it says, and then all these different episodes show a bunch of crap like secret forces, and Mystical chinese people prating to spirits to protect them from fire and blades. Nonsense, That's TV bullshido.

[Tcell]

Reading through the episode guide & the "Masters" links,I came to the conclusion that this is a program about Bullshido cliches.

Has anyone,anywhere ever heard of "Chris Crudelli" before?

[JKDChick]

Oh, sure, you guys are just jealous you can't pull a truck with your penis.

[Equipoise]

Did anyone see that they listed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a martial arts movie...

[JKDChick]

Yeah. But then, I reviewed it, so I think I have no leg to stand on.

Frankly, I would also like that guy to have no leg to stand on ... could someone take out one of his kneecaps?

[serious harm]

Originally posted by AkiraMusashi
Did anyone see that they listed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a martial arts movie...

Lol.

[Tcell]

The sad thing is I know I'm going to end up watching this & shouting at the television.

'look at that load of bollocks,mumblegrumble, DOUBLE LEG stupidmuthafookingbastard BBpoxybloodyC'......