DANINJA
08-03-2004, 01:01 PM
this was posted on another forum and it made me LMAO:
Try pacify him 'look sir I am a peaceful person and I do not want to fight you'. If that fails immediately attack focusing on eyes/throat/testicles. A good kick in the cahoonies especially with hard shoes (Steel toe caps are best!) never fails.
Another great technique not utilised at all in JKD (concepts or original) is the Nang Shim Naeryo Chagi (from Tae Kwon Do, rarely taught outside Korea; was taught in Korea in 50's/60's before TKD became commercialized and sport orientated)) this is a version of the axe kick that rises leg up on descent either bottom of heel or ball/toes of foot make contact with bell-end (end of pecker shaped like bell, hence 'bell-end') as contact made it is pressed in hard to squeeze the pecker and scrotum & testicles. Result instantaneous blackout or death.
With practice as it contacts on descent immediately it presses in very hard (no break in continuity) it can be down in one smooth motion. Very hard technique to defend against , downward motion (you flex leg biceps hard and use hips to generate more power) is too strong to block with any hand technique, it can break or injure arm easily.
Other killer techniques would include foul tactics , but what is foul in the street? u fight to win , after all your life could be at stake! :-
1) Spit - as much greasy flem as possible directly into opponents face, as they go to wipe it with their hands; lay into them hard with fists and everything you've got.
2) Rub turd - dogs or humans onto hands. Attack with hands, opponent will soon be blinded by it or dazed by the stench. Or again go to wipe their face to get the turd off it - as you attack them.
3) You psycholgical trick - say ' do you like pickled eggs?' or other nonsensical question then ATTACK! Opponents will often mommentarily think 'what the hell is he talkin about' THUS DISENGAGING THEIR BRAIN as you attack them as they are mentally distracted. Or 'look I dint want any' BANG ATTACK before you finish sentence.
4) If hes unfit & fat as you say make him chase you - boot him hard up the ass & run so he chases you , or use superior footwork to move around him and get him very frustrated & very tired then move in HARD & ATTACK with all you've got!
5) Throw hot coffee/tea or sticky cold drink right in his face and ATTACK with all youve got. Have pin ready for when you get close in and stick it in him, he will scream as you lay in hard withg fists , elbows and feet.
Regarding Nang Shim Naeryo Chagi have someone try it on you , without much force but to press a bit as your pecker and testicles geyt squashed you will fully understrand how truly devastating and deadly the technique is. With full force and hard soled shoes death could easily result or at the least complete backout & unconciousness.
Try pacify him 'look sir I am a peaceful person and I do not want to fight you'. If that fails immediately attack focusing on eyes/throat/testicles. A good kick in the cahoonies especially with hard shoes (Steel toe caps are best!) never fails.
Another great technique not utilised at all in JKD (concepts or original) is the Nang Shim Naeryo Chagi (from Tae Kwon Do, rarely taught outside Korea; was taught in Korea in 50's/60's before TKD became commercialized and sport orientated)) this is a version of the axe kick that rises leg up on descent either bottom of heel or ball/toes of foot make contact with bell-end (end of pecker shaped like bell, hence 'bell-end') as contact made it is pressed in hard to squeeze the pecker and scrotum & testicles. Result instantaneous blackout or death.
With practice as it contacts on descent immediately it presses in very hard (no break in continuity) it can be down in one smooth motion. Very hard technique to defend against , downward motion (you flex leg biceps hard and use hips to generate more power) is too strong to block with any hand technique, it can break or injure arm easily.
Other killer techniques would include foul tactics , but what is foul in the street? u fight to win , after all your life could be at stake! :-
1) Spit - as much greasy flem as possible directly into opponents face, as they go to wipe it with their hands; lay into them hard with fists and everything you've got.
2) Rub turd - dogs or humans onto hands. Attack with hands, opponent will soon be blinded by it or dazed by the stench. Or again go to wipe their face to get the turd off it - as you attack them.
3) You psycholgical trick - say ' do you like pickled eggs?' or other nonsensical question then ATTACK! Opponents will often mommentarily think 'what the hell is he talkin about' THUS DISENGAGING THEIR BRAIN as you attack them as they are mentally distracted. Or 'look I dint want any' BANG ATTACK before you finish sentence.
4) If hes unfit & fat as you say make him chase you - boot him hard up the ass & run so he chases you , or use superior footwork to move around him and get him very frustrated & very tired then move in HARD & ATTACK with all you've got!
5) Throw hot coffee/tea or sticky cold drink right in his face and ATTACK with all youve got. Have pin ready for when you get close in and stick it in him, he will scream as you lay in hard withg fists , elbows and feet.
Regarding Nang Shim Naeryo Chagi have someone try it on you , without much force but to press a bit as your pecker and testicles geyt squashed you will fully understrand how truly devastating and deadly the technique is. With full force and hard soled shoes death could easily result or at the least complete backout & unconciousness.
