I've started training at a McDojo!

[miguksaram]

Originally posted by tkdan28
Miguk... what the hell is your avatar?

It is from a Japanese movie called Realm of the Senses. Bizzare movie based on a true story that about a couple who were just addicted to each other. Rent it watch, and fear the ending. Let's just say that Loreana Bobbit wasn't the original Weenie Wacker.

[miguksaram]

Originally posted by ghostwipe
posted by miguksaram-
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Originally posted by Matsufubu
Bull-shit, Mr. Han-Man!
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Man, you come straight out of a comic book! ~takes karate ready to fight stance~



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--Boards don't hit back.--

O'hara has disgraces us!

[miguksaram]

Remember Bunyip...there are good touches and bad touches. Make sure you know the difference because this place smells of ultimate Bullshido. It almost sounds like this place is a newer version of the Moos

[Budd]

It certainly ain't new, their organizational/cultish approach may be, but they were in Napa, CA in the early/mid 80s teaching their 'Bok Fu' Karate/Kung Fu sheise.

Agree so far with the Moo comparison, though, just wondering who the central figure of worship (or Kim type head) will turn out to be.

Keep up the good work Bunyip.

[PizDoff]

He honestly gave a 30 min talk on the history of that art?

[WhiteShark]

Wow this is the best thread in awhile. After you are all done you should consider writing up your experiences and sending it to a local newspaper.

[Kein Haar]

It just makes you wonder about the mentality of their retained students.

Boys from broken homes with poofy 80s hair, perhaps?

"Come on down, we'd be happ-...more than happy to knock you out."

[silver]

So how much are they charging?

[Kein Haar]

Ask the administrators. Bunyip can't be bothered with those details.

In fact, they probably never tell. They'll draft directly from checking.

[Chuan]

Do you get a decoder ring when you sign up?

[Djimbe]

Originally posted by keinhaar
Boys from broken homes with poofy 80s hair, perhaps?




No , PERMS - damnit man ... have my PSA's taught you nothing ?

[FledglingTengu]

So, like, after your 4th free lesson, you're gonna choke 'em all out and leave, right?

Then we can print "Is Bunyip gonna have to choke a bitch" t-shirts.

Be sure to diagram the secret handshake in detail. That way other bullshidoka can use it to enter their dojo and STRIKE FROM WITHIN! *Salute*

[WingChun Lawyer]

A secret handshake. Scary. Don´t give them your address, they may want to kill you later for teaching their secrets to outsiders.

Good work, Bunyip.

[liuzg150181]

Originally posted by miguksaram
It is from a Japanese movie called Realm of the Senses. Bizzare movie based on a true story that about a couple who were just addicted to each other. Rent it watch, and fear the ending. Let's just say that Loreana Bobbit wasn't the original Weenie Wacker.
What's next, a movie based on the 'exploit' of Issei Sagawa?

[HQSteve]

Opens his eyes to the real world to find that everyone has been enslaved, and have their natural body energy used to fuel the mechanical race fighting to turned mankind in to a human battery. Why Oh Why didn't I take the BLUE pill?

[bunyip]

No, they never mentioned a hairy grandmaster. No, they won't tell me how much classes are.

I was somewhat kidding about the secret handshake. It's not really "secret" per se, but whenever you greet someone in the school, the higher ranking person extends their hand first. The lower ranking person then grips it with both hands and you shake hands. This is immediately followed by a simultaneous inward block with your right hands, striking your forearms together.