I've started training at a McDojo!

[Te No Kage!]

do they at least fight?

[WingChun Lawyer]

Seems like a cult. Ask them about sparring, sparring rules, or their excuse for not sparring at all.

[m4949]

I have to admit, given that tour, I would have to try a class.

It does seem like a cult, or a recruitment front for a heroin ring. If some old asin guy with one hand shows up with a white persian cat, LEAVE.

I am sure we all want to know, was Ms. S hot?

[SLJ]

What on Earth would possess you to stay in there longer than 5 seconds, let alone give them any money ?

Is this a joke ?

[Colin]

Scholarship..
Bwahahahaha

[OneWingedAngel]

Originally posted by WingChun Lawyer
Ask them about sparring, sparring rules, or their excuse for not sparring at all.

Didn't they already answer? Their moves are 2 d34dly 4 t3h sp4rr1ing!!!111

Originally posted by m4949
I am sure we all want to know, was Ms. S hot?

That's what video is for(gotta love hidden cams).

[tkdan28]

Originally posted by Dustdevil
HA! This shit is going to be great! This is precisely what Bullshido.com is all about!

Edit: removing dumbass comment confusing DD with someone else.

[CaptShady]

Originally posted by m4949
I am sure we all want to know, was Ms. S hot?

Oh I'm sure of it. Couldn't you just picture her patting his behind as she said she "could tell that he was willing to empty his cup and learn their ideas."

[Omega the Merciless]

"Master" every weapon before blackbelt?

I'm calling bullshido right now.

[Budd]

When I was a child and lived in Napa, CA and played judo, there was a West Wind Karate School in town. I never visited there, but the other kids I knew that did judo and TKD all referred to it as "That crappy place".

[jaychiu]

sounds very much like chung moo do and that was a cult. this just sounds like an extra organized one.

[Colin]

Why leave out the name and say the school?
Cause he's planning on converting the chick to realism after he butt-bangs her, and since he'll be inviting her to the forums later, didn't want her to see him trashing her name.

[zenbert]

Kimono and 3pc suit huh? May be tea ceremony and etiquette are part of the curriculum...

[Jenfucius]

what comes to my mind: "WELCOME TO MY HALLOWED OUT VOLCANO LAIR, MR. POWERS!"

[inde]

Originally posted by bunyip
I noticed the 12-year old in front of her launching into some sort of arm-windmilling, head-spinning, weird, wild, and wonderful body gyration, so I assume she was talking to him.


Left leg cross-steps behind right as right & left hands come across the body. Body lowers into cross-step as hands circle over head and meet at the navel. Hands come up together, as if you were cupping water, as you rise out of cross-step to feet together, hands turn over and press down as you bow.

[FledglingTengu]

What now?