View Full Version : EMERGENCY NEWS ABOUT THE END OF TIMES!!!


Alter7nate
11-30-2002, 05:59 PM
I am not supposed to be here...but was granted permission to carry this news to Humankind, after this I doubt that I will ever post here again until May 2004 A.D.

But this is emergency news that the Shaman spirits have told me in a vision...

1. Global warming will be a problem before the end of the World in 2011 A.D. , this year...the snow have been delayed further than last year's.

2. A new version of Judo will emerge, other Martial arts and MMA will also experience evolution.

3. I will encounter Ms.Place again, I won't chase after her to...you're never find her this way, it all depends on fate...and it seems like an encounter with her is coming towards me.

4. Cake San Souci Checkers and Kingsrow Checkers will surpress Nemesis Professional who is the current World Computers Checkers Heavyweight Champion

5. Nemesis Professional Tournament Edition will battle Chinook, Chinook is the World Man/Machine Checkers Champion...Chinook almost defeat Dr.marion Tinsley, Tinsley is the Kimura of Checkers

6. The MMA Community will realise that the Judo Mount Yoshida used on Royce Gracie is superior to the current standard BJ Mount

7. V. Silva will be defeated by a Japanese Fighter in the distant future

8. Myself will bring the Sex, Yin/Yang, and Digestive aspect of Chinese Herbal Medicine to the next level soon in the near future.

9. Fedor will defeat Minotauro, if the weather is bad Minotauro will win

10. A Time kata, a Life-Waza revelation and a Aiki-Waza will be revealed to me.

11. In Aranha's next BJJ book, he will steal a Old Judo technique and add it to his book: Ude Hishigi Waki Gatame counter to the Kesa Gatame escape

12. The local Aiki-Bikers will challenge me in the spring to a No-Standing Aiki-Biking match and will all be defeated easily

I want to bring this vision to you all...I must go rest and find a College after this. My last Official day was November 24, 2002 A.D.



Edited by - alter7nate on November 30 2002 18:00:32

J-kid
12-01-2002, 12:11 AM
WE are dooommmmedd DOH,, lol

axekick
12-01-2002, 05:59 AM
That's heavy,Man!

I'll have an order of fries with my punch"

JKDChick
12-01-2002, 08:40 AM
Well, the loon gets points for originality. I've never seen someone blend the "End of Days" with MMA before. Tell me, is there a heavenly martial art? Angel-Fu? Seraphim-Do?

"I'm not tense; just terribly, terribly alert."

EMERGENCY NEWS ABOUT THE END OF TIMES!!!


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