I have a extension today...

[Alter7nate]

The Tao put a comma on my official retirement from Nov. 24, 2002 to May 2004...

While I was on my way home from a mile walk...there was a car that honked at me a couple times, I looked at the car and a girl from Edison High School was waving at me...the driver was Kimberly Layer from Edison High School and the girl waving her hand was a girl I've seen around Edison.

This means that the Tao has given me an extension today, I can visit this forum for the last time (Until May 2004)

After this I will be doing a in depth Analysis / Aiki-Analysis of my future, I will talk to my career counseler again and make up my mind over which college to go to...

NO! I am NOT going to stay here! And I won't be fighting "Worked" Troll matches against I Choke You...because the only way he can beat me is a "Worked" match...

Kimberly Layer and her friend made me feel good today...I will talk to Buddy SlamHamer (Former Edison HS student) about this encounter

[Alter7nate]

This also happens to the the 3rd day after my retirement...I will rise from the dead and travels towards the stars, and I wll emerge victorious in the war of Armageddon....when I return in 2004, I will be so different from now...

Bye,

GrandMaster Chee "The Healing Machine" Xiong Sensei

[Alter7nate]

XSOMAK74: Joe?
Slamhamer: yeah I just signed on because im showing my dad the moly powder as we write
XSOMAK74: ok
XSOMAK74: I don't know if it's what he want or not...there was a whole bunch of other websites on moly powder
Slamhamer: He likes it but its such a small size
XSOMAK74: But is that the right products?
Slamhamer: yeah
XSOMAK74: Why didn't you guys simply search on Google?
Slamhamer: Ive tried
XSOMAK74: There's a whole bunch of sites on it...
XSOMAK74: I'll find a good site
Slamhamer: thanks
XSOMAK74: That have big size
Slamhamer: thanks
XSOMAK74: Hey I saw Kimberly Layer today...
Slamhamer: where
XSOMAK74: She was driving a car with her friend...I was walking down the street
XSOMAK74: Someone was honking at me...so I looked and saw them, Kim's friend was waving at me....................They remember me from Edison or something
XSOMAK74: My bike got a flat tire again so I walked...
Slamhamer: Where were you
Slamhamer: So kim knows you
XSOMAK74: Kim see me around the school, I've never talked to her before though
XSOMAK74: Man I need to get a non-flatable bike tire
Slamhamer: She must like since they hunked
XSOMAK74: No...I don't think so
XSOMAK74: Her friend was waving....My social skills was weak, I didn't even notice them for the first few seconds
Slamhamer: what did you do
XSOMAK74: I tried to wave back......but like always, I missed the chance.....did you ever notice that I have weak Social skills?
XSOMAK74: I'm too quiet and always nervous...(Around anyone)
Slamhamer: Is that weak Yin or Yang energy
XSOMAK74: I believe Yang
Slamhamer: You've gotta correct the problem
XSOMAK74: Trying...
XSOMAK74: I remember from Freshmen year, you was talking about some Non-Flatable Bike tire?
XSOMAK74: This is like my seventh or eighth time getting a flat tire (I'm a rough biker)
XSOMAK74: I've collided with cars twice too...
Slamhamer: Yeah You can get these inner tubes that are so thick you can get it at Schwinn shop on university
XSOMAK74: You got the address?
Slamhamer: hold on

(SlamHamer got disconnected)

- REMEMBER THAT I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE I GOT AN EXTENSION FROM THE TAO!! -

[Tony Baggadonuts]

Excuse me, Grandmaster Chee "The Healing Machine" Xiong Sensei, but would you please tell everybody about my recent achievment. You have awarded me a black belt in Troll-Jitsu. Please do not retire, what will your students do without you? Peace.

Tony

[Alter7nate]

Hey everybody!

Tony Baggadonuts was recently awarded the DIVINE Balck belt in my system of Troll-Jitsu...

Anyone who is awarded the Black Belt in my system of Troll-Jitsu can beat 99% of the Trolls from other styles.....

That means that Tony can easily beat Ruk or Luke from the Underground...

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Well, Tony...

I did not mean to say that I will retire......but I will however keep my words, I must rest for One Year and a Half.

Sorry, to all my students and fans...I know that there are lots of fans who like my entertaining ability....but I must take this time off to find a college and restore my health.

I can only post today because I've got a extension....(Some girls from my school honked at me so that tells me that I can post here only to give this good news to the world)

I WILL RETURN IN MAY 2004 A.D., I AM NOT RETIRED NOR DEAD, I JUST NEED TO TAKE SOME REST...

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My last Entertainment Show of the Era: (Actually it's an Analysis, not an entertainment show)

* When Andrea Place give me that "Thank you" note in return for my Scary good bye note...I know it was a work (she was pretending), why would she be thankful for my scary note?

* When Kimberly Layer and her friend honked at me earlier today, it was a work...they were either playing nice or they have mistaken me for someone else...

* [This one does not have anything to do with "Works"]

When a girl honked at me back in the Ms.Place Era, I saw her hands out of the car...I didn't see her face BUT my 6th sense automatically know that it's a girl name Nikki from Edison High School



Edited by - alter7nate on November 28 2002 03:48:43

[Mercurius]

Alter, where is Edison High School? Is it near Ft. Myers, FL? I have cousins down there who have friends who go there.

"God is dead." -Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." -God

[Alter7nate]

Nah...there's many Edison High Schools

This is the Edison High School of Mpls, MN

(Remember that I'm here ONLY beacause of the Extension, you can call it a Passport)