Pages : [1] 2

BigKahuna

11-26-2002, 07:27 PM

I would like to take this moment to post a site featuring the ultimate McDojo Master!

http://www.jimroninharrison.com

He claims to have trained with Chuck Norris and Bill Wallace, he has phoney Bruce Lee quotes on his site, and he claims to have beatin Joe Lewis! YEH!

.... why is he in Montana then?

Michael

11-26-2002, 07:38 PM

Well let me put it to you this way. He has a link on his website (www.worldblackbelt.com), which Bob Wall founded. Bob Wall was the guy who put together all those blackbelts over a decade ago to answer Steven Segal's open challenge (look up the details on that). If this guys not for real, we should be hearing it sometime soon.

Michael

11-26-2002, 07:46 PM

I just contacted him. I'll see what he says.

MastaWannaB

11-26-2002, 08:00 PM

He seems like the real deal to me - even has pictures to proof it. BigKahuna, why do you call him a mcdojo?

Jamoke

11-26-2002, 08:01 PM

well mikey, we are waiting to see what you have to say...

question # 2 PLEASE

SamHarber

11-26-2002, 08:07 PM

Jamoke. I've been patient so far, but just shut the fuck up. Please.
Anyway, he can't answer #2 until you tell him if its an african or european swallow.

"Not in the face!"

Jamoke

11-26-2002, 08:12 PM

do you think i care if your patient?

answer the question mikey, number 2

miguksaram

11-26-2002, 08:20 PM

Well the picture says that he PUT Lewis down, it doesn't say he beat him. If I remember correctly the only loss Lewis had was to Norris.

Jeremy M. Talbott
http://www.homestead.com/koreanma/index.html
http://www.geocities.com/jns1994/MSA.html

ksmythe

11-26-2002, 08:54 PM

Now hold on... I thought Bruce Lee called William Cheung "One of the most dangerous men in the world"?
Cool pyrotechnics though.

"Gentlemen! No fighting in here! This is the War Room."

miguksaram

11-26-2002, 09:51 PM

Key phrase is One of the MOST. Apparently Bruce thought a lot of people were very deadly. ha.hahaha....

Jeremy M. Talbott
http://www.homestead.com/koreanma/index.html
http://www.geocities.com/jns1994/MSA.html

Boyd

11-26-2002, 10:18 PM

Well Big, I hope you'll forgive me "for" being a bit skeptical when I first read your post declaring HIM "The Ultimate McDojo". No offense, kind sir, but every new person who comes in here seems to BELIEVE that the Tae KWON Do place "down" the street is the biggest fraud since the moon landing because this one guy got a black BELT in "two" years.

Hans Eric Bristol remains the supreme reigning God of MICKEY D's, but I'll be damned if "Jim" Harrison isn't one of his generals. FRAUD is the obvious theme that ties all true McDojos together, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone so incredibly "blatant" as Senor HARRISON. And if I may, I'd like to share a few """"""quotes"""""":

Jim Harrison rockorz my boxorz

--Bruce Lee

No one with any knowledge whatsoever of martial arts is gonna believe that. No one. It's like the 10-year-old that refuses at admit that he never, at any point in his life, trained Superman. He knows he's lying. He knows that WE know he's lying. But he'll keep right on saying "Uh uh! He was in a cave in Tampa! I have pictures!"

It is four times more difficult to fight a kickboxer than either a boxer or karate-ka, because the degree of difficulty must be squared, not multiplied.

Well of course!

It is also a tremendous cardio-vascular, aerobic and anaerobic total body workout, plus a great weight loss/control exercise - as well as a FUNTASTIC recreation.

Funtastic. Fun-fucking-tastic. That's hardly how I'd describe Muay Thai. More like "funkalicious" or "rocktacular".

Women who train with only women are rarely effective at defending themselves - A Proven Fact!

This may or may not be true, but God, does it sound sexist.

Smart mouths and ready insults are supposedly (?) marks of wit and intelligence. Bragging and self-aggrandizement is "Style", and acting like a baboon is "Cool". Getting "High" on music, booze, smoke or drugs is the "Thing" - it's "In"! Today's heroes are drugged-up rock music and sports stars - while sick jokes are made about Real Heroes like our astronauts who died in the Challenger.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
CHALLANGER VICTIMS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TIMELY AND WITTY; JUST HOW I LIKE MY WOMEN!

In closing, I'd just like to say
FUNTASTIC

Michael

11-26-2002, 10:23 PM

...........................huh?

Egg Chen

11-26-2002, 10:24 PM

I remember vaguely that challenge that segal issued,,and the guys that Wall got together to answer the challenge. What ever became of that? i mean i still see ole steven doing movies and he looks rather fit. Does anyone know anything about that?

Edited by - Egg Chen on November 26 2002 22:25:41

ksmythe

11-26-2002, 10:27 PM

Didn't Segal get choked out by Gene LaBelle? Or is that just an urban legend?

"Gentlemen! No fighting in here! This is the War Room."

Michael

11-27-2002, 01:06 AM

Don't know if its an urban legend or not never asked Mr Lebelle that.

Michael

11-27-2002, 01:57 AM

Just got this in from Bob Wall (remember O'hara in the Bruce Lee Movie "Enter the Dragon")

Dear Michael,

Thanks for the email, hope all is well. Jim Harrison is one of World Black Belt's Founding Member's and is one of the all time greatest reality based fighters ever.

If it's THE Jim Harrison, he lives and runs a school in Missoula, Montana.

All the best.

Respectfully,
Bob Wall

So what we can conclude is this guy is who he say he is, probably back up his claims. Nobody said that a good martial artis has to be a good marketer.