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    ah yes the takin my ball n going home defense is the most efficient weapon in the chunner arsenal

    edit: this post now completely roy orbison free zone
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    Quote Originally Posted by JunFanDisciple View Post

    It takes very little to no grappling skill to bite or gouge eyes.
    Hahahahahaha good lord you have to get into grappling range to bite. Oh and make sure you understand the word gouge because, you are using terms interchangeably and they are not.

    Yes, to gouge you need to be in grappling range as well.


    You are officially an idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    Hahahahahaha good lord you have to get into grappling range to bite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JunFanDisciple View Post
    First I believe that studying bjj, wrestling, or some kind of grappling is essential to realistic fighting. However, if you are on the ground with an opponent one or more of their friends can always step in stab, beat, etc. the **** out of you. I believe ending a street fight standing is much safer.
    Just curious, is this in the context of a confined space scenario? You said that Wing Chun has it's place at an "extremly close range." So if you were trying to fight multiple opponents with Wing Chun, you would be at a close range. If the idea is to not let them flank you, how does this help?


    Also, the attacks tend to be more direct and aimed at finishing the fight quickly where as in bjj you generaly have to take multiple steps to be able to finish the fight by first having to get a hold of them, take them down, and manuver to submit or strike. Also it is too easy to stick your fingers in someones eyes or bite when grappling.

    ........

    They also mainly train for targets like they eyes throat and groin
    We set scene in the parking lot. BJJ Joe has Wing-Chun Mike mounted and is punching his lights out. Mike's boys are too busy getting their asses handed to them by BJJ Joe's boys to kick him off. With the AIDS needles digging into Mike's back, he is forced to call upon his last recourse in order to win the fight.

    Wing-Chun Mike: EYEGOUGES!!!

    Mike thrusts his hands into the air, his dirty fingernails ready to pierce Joe's puny eyeballs. But Joe merely tilts his head back confusedly, watching Mike's fingers twitch in front of him while his face contorts in ecstasy. Realizing what Mike is trying to do, he swats his hands away and digs his own finger knuckle-deep into Mike's eyesocket. Because Mike's head is pinned to floor, Joe is able to stick his finger in REALLY far.

    Wing-Chun Mike: GAHHHH!!!! SPORT FIGHTERS AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO THAT!!!

    While Mike is busy screaming, BJJ Joe latches on to his extended arm and spins around for a vicious armbar. He cranks the lock full power and hyperextends Mike's elbow in a matter of seconds. After Joe gets bored counting the pops coming from Mike's arm, he releases his hold on the mangled limb and stands above the whimpering Wing Chun exponent.

    Gazing into Mike's single unblinded eye, BJJ Joe can tell that he is praying for mercy. But that's not what's on Joe's menu tonight.

    BJJ JOE: You worthless shitburger. Do you seriously think I'm not going to consummate my dominance over you?

    BJJ Joe fiercly lifts Mike up by his lapel.

    BJJ JOE: I'm going to make hate to you. Right here, right now.

    ... Ohhhhhhhh, I'm going to make hate to you so hard that your kinfolk back in Africa will feel it.

    The End

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    you stoPPED WHEN IT WAS GETTING GOOD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    Mike thrusts his hands into the air, his dirty fingernails ready to pierce Joe's puny eyeballs. But Joe merely tilts his head back confusedly, watching Mike's fingers twitch in front of him while his face contorts in ecstasy. Realizing what Mike is trying to do, he swats his hands away and digs his own finger knuckle-deep into Mike's eyesocket. Because Mike's head is pinned to floor, Joe is able to stick his finger in REALLY far.
    That is exactly what I was talking about.

    ... Ohhhhhhhh, I'm going to make hate to you so hard that your kinfolk back in Africa will feel it.

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    That...is really fucking disturbing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    While I understand where Southpaw and IIF are coming from, some of you are working overtime in the groupthink "attack anything that is not MMA" department.
    Yes and you'll notice we have said nothing negative about the chun or JKD. I am attacking his wingchux2z kool-aide drinking comments that have no bearing on styles.

    If an MMAer was saying the same thing, with flawed logic, I'd be attacking his BS as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JunFanDisciple View Post
    In High School I was taken down and had my head bounce of the concrete, my face was all fucked up. I lost but the takedown didn't end the fight. The bell for passing period did.

    It takes very little to no grappling skill to bite or gouge eyes. It is not a substitute for grappling but is a good reason to avoid it.
    Why didn't you bite and gouge that guy?
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    This thread is definitely delivering. junfandisciple, you need more schooling. Brother Holy Moment will show you the way. After he makes hate to you first. Only then can the healing begin.
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    It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.
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