What's with the "Keyboard Warrior" trend?

[helmutlvx]

Well, Ruthie and I were carousing about the campaign trail stops all around the District of Columbia, guffawing at the ludicrous posters and poses taken by Jimmy Blaine when we came across a bar a few blocks away from the House of Congress.

So we get to conversation and suddenly he leans over and plants a wet smacker upon my face. In my surprise, I raped the would-be president directly upon the floor. The barkeep jauntily remarked that this was not, in fact, the first time that such an event had taken place in his establishment.

Having finished thoroughly coating the room with various bodily fluids, I became appalled at the scene as the other patrons were simply enjoying their drinks and banter despite my raucous rabble-rousing.

So I got the **** out of Dodge.

[CharlieWoopAss2]

So....How was the food?

[Psycho Dad]

Did I ever tell you fellas the story about how I sodomized Rutherford B. Hayes?

Please tell me you sodomized Grover Cleveland on two non-consequetive occasions?

[helmutlvx]

Please tell me you sodomized Grover Cleveland on two non-consequetive occasions?

You bet I did.

I even was a nice enough gent to give his wife a golden shower before I left.

[CharlieWoopAss2]

You bet I did.

I even was a nice enough gent to give his wife a golden shower before I left.

Oh, that was nice of you. You didn't need to do that.

[vaquero de las nalgas]

You bet I did.

I even was a nice enough gent to give his wife a golden shower before I left.

Gives a new slant on his out-of-wedlock child.

[vaquero de las nalgas]

A great opener for conversation could be "Have you ever been hit so hard you felt fear as a physical sensation?" Followed by "Its okay to cry".

"Fear" must be a euphemism for "bowel movement".