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  1. helmutlvx is offline

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    Well, Ruthie and I were carousing about the campaign trail stops all around the District of Columbia, guffawing at the ludicrous posters and poses taken by Jimmy Blaine when we came across a bar a few blocks away from the House of Congress.

    So we get to conversation and suddenly he leans over and plants a wet smacker upon my face. In my surprise, I raped the would-be president directly upon the floor. The barkeep jauntily remarked that this was not, in fact, the first time that such an event had taken place in his establishment.

    Having finished thoroughly coating the room with various bodily fluids, I became appalled at the scene as the other patrons were simply enjoying their drinks and banter despite my raucous rabble-rousing.

    So I got the **** out of Dodge.
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    So....How was the food?
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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    Did I ever tell you fellas the story about how I sodomized Rutherford B. Hayes?
    Please tell me you sodomized Grover Cleveland on two non-consequetive occasions?
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.
  4. helmutlvx is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Dad View Post
    Please tell me you sodomized Grover Cleveland on two non-consequetive occasions?
    You bet I did.

    I even was a nice enough gent to give his wife a golden shower before I left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    You bet I did.

    I even was a nice enough gent to give his wife a golden shower before I left.
    Oh, that was nice of you. You didn't need to do that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    You bet I did.

    I even was a nice enough gent to give his wife a golden shower before I left.
    Gives a new slant on his out-of-wedlock child.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rabu View Post
    A great opener for conversation could be "Have you ever been hit so hard you felt fear as a physical sensation?" Followed by "Its okay to cry".
    "Fear" must be a euphemism for "bowel movement".
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