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    Ungentlemanly conduct- mma article on cracked by who else but seanbaby

    Not as funny as seanbaby's other work, but it has it's moments:
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-le...oments-in-mma/

    One of my favourite pieces of the article:
    Tank Abbott, with the class one would expect from central casting's idea of a prison movie extra, looked back at the body and mocked his seizure. Mocked his seizure. That's the kind of thing that makes Satan shuffle the papers on his desk and say, "****, I don't even think I have a form for that."

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    "There was so much testicle damage being done that twenty years in the future, The Pedro's son was shrieking at his own hand while he faded from existence."

    Ha ha ha ha! This is a great read.

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    "The crowd booed and whistled and sometimes threw garbage because no one could agree on the proper social etiquette for watching a man legally kill a penis."

    Classic.

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    He missed Chute Box vs Hammer House? TUF Noob.

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    I'm kinda surprised that Keith Hackney vs Joe Son wasn't on the list, but I guess he used up all the sac attack jokes in the Gary Goodridge part.

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    The Aoki **** YOU comic made me lol.

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    Thank you for linking that. It made my day.

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    Accomplishing a gogoplata or an omo is one of the most satisfying things in the world. That and accomplishing chocolate cake.

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    This was my favourite line.
    "It was such a terrible injustice against faces that Bono's orbital bone wrote a song about it."



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    I <3 Shinya Aoki.

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