Posted On:9/09/2010 7:47am
Style: BJJ/ MMA/ MT
Not as funny as seanbaby's other work, but it has it's moments:
One of my favourite pieces of the article:
Tank Abbott, with the class one would expect from central casting's idea of a prison movie extra, looked back at the body and mocked his seizure. Mocked his seizure. That's the kind of thing that makes Satan shuffle the papers on his desk and say, "****, I don't even think I have a form for that."
Posted On:9/09/2010 8:36am
Style: Aikido / Kali / BJJ
"There was so much testicle damage being done that twenty years in the future, The Pedro's son was shrieking at his own hand while he faded from existence."
Ha ha ha ha! This is a great read.
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Posted On:9/09/2010 10:45am
Style: SAMBO/BJJ/Judo and others
"The crowd booed and whistled and sometimes threw garbage because no one could agree on the proper social etiquette for watching a man legally kill a penis."
Posted On:9/09/2010 10:47am
He missed Chute Box vs Hammer House? TUF Noob.
pro nonsense self defense
Posted On:9/09/2010 11:08am
Style: FMA, dumbek, Indian clubs
I'm kinda surprised that Keith Hackney vs Joe Son wasn't on the list, but I guess he used up all the sac attack jokes in the Gary Goodridge part.
Posted On:9/09/2010 11:33am
Style: In transition
The Aoki **** YOU comic made me lol.
Posted On:9/09/2010 11:34am
Style: Northern Shaolin
Thank you for linking that. It made my day.
Posted On:9/09/2010 11:58am
Accomplishing a gogoplata or an omo is one of the most satisfying things in the world. That and accomplishing chocolate cake.
Posted On:9/09/2010 2:08pm
This was my favourite line.
"It was such a terrible injustice against faces that Bono's orbital bone wrote a song about it."
I am a living legend!
Posted On:9/09/2010 2:36pm
Style: Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku
I <3 Shinya Aoki.
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