Thread: random street fighting tips.
9/05/2010 6:01pm, #11
The Idea is if you have done it and what sort of effect it had. So the pepper spray would be a good one to look into. How well it worked. Did you get yourself in the process. That sort of thing.
I used to do this a lot with people that i worked with. It was almost all anecdotal and I had to be wary of the bullshit but I did kind of find it helpfull and I thought I would give it a go on a wider scale here
9/05/2010 6:20pm, #12
I saw a guy take off his shirt and throw it in another guys face, immediately followed by a punch.
Laid him out flat.
9/05/2010 6:52pm, #13
Once saw a guy get put in a head lock and then the guy applying the head lock proceeded to grind his keys into his opponent's face.
Guy squealed ike a girl and broke free from the head lock, then ran off bleeding from the face.
Since both combatants were unknown to me I didn't care either way and was rather amused at the whole thing.
In a pinch, I still think the properly executed head butt is the best way to put a quick end to a scrap. Double lapel grab, pull opponent in , bring head down smack on the nose. This will drop'em 9/10 times..
I did it once and was utterly shocked at its efficency.I have also seen it done on one other occasion and in both cases the fight was over just like that.:5yeah:" If one wants to have a friend one must also want to wage war for him: and to wage war one must be capable of being an enemy." - Fr. Nietzsche 'On The Friend' Thus Spake Zarathustra
9/05/2010 8:21pm, #14
go out in groups of about six. single out individuals who appear to be weak and submissive. catch them by surprise with a king hit (sucker punch), headbutt or whatever. if it turns out they have some fight in them and you're having any trouble at all, your friends can come in from the back and sides to finish them off. this way you can clock up hundreds of street fight victories without a single loss. a time-honoured strategy for cunts the world over.
9/05/2010 10:19pm, #15
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- Nov 2009
Avoid places where trouble is known to occur. Works every time. I frequently hear of all sorts of streetfights that my friends saw or were in last weekend while I was at home with the family. This makes me smile.
9/05/2010 10:22pm, #16
Fill a balloon or condom with a corrosive liquid and carry it around in your mouth (You can do this by tying a string around it and your teeth and letting it dangle in your throat). When someone fucks with you, squeeze that sucker between your lips and spray the asshole with acid.
Hardcore streetfighters can leave out the balloon.
9/05/2010 10:24pm, #17
9/05/2010 11:21pm, #18
Go and get infected with hepatitis and HIV. Get some street fighter to punch you in the mouth in some clever way. Joke's on him!Best Vietnam War music video I've ever seen put together by a vet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDY8raKsdfg
9/05/2010 11:28pm, #19
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- Apr 2010
- West Virginia
Get a job at the Umbrella Corporation.
Carry around a vial of T-Virus. When somebody fucks with you, jab a syringe in their arm, then hope to G-d you don't run out of ammo when the Horde comes.
9/05/2010 11:40pm, #20