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  1. King Sleepless is offline
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    Minority Report: Browns invade Austin, TX Mega



    First off, I wanna say that in all the many great parts of the world I've been to, Texas definitely wins the, "Shittiest drivers in the world" award. I have been to San Fran, LA, Denver, all over most of the west coast, Buenos Aires, etc. etc. etc. And never have I encountered such awful fucking drivers. We're talking about lane splitters (in cars), people who shoot from 4 lanes across for no real reason, just to be in the far left lane or you know, for shits and giggles. People who drive drunk on Saturday morning at 11am. People who just brake... for no reason... ON THE HIGHWAY. And it's not isolated incidents, it's every 10-15 minutes in good traffic.

    Secondly, I want to say that Omega, Danniboi and I were the only earth tone folk to show up to the mega, except for jitschix who had some filipino in her. But she didn't really count because her filipino is import/export on various occasions. It was pretty interesting though, because there was not a single person who wasn't white at the Austin get together. And really, come on guys, you know the world's looking at you. You live near the border, you could've hired some brown folk with a few beers and like $5 to come pretend like they're grappling or something.

    We went ahead and drove 1700 miles down to Texas to show that the California Boys are definitely not pussies. Seriously, we drove 20 hours straight to get there. And came to clean up. We grappled, we sparred, I landed a jumping spinning round house and ate a liver shot. Everyone with some baby excuse decided to not bitch out and participate.

    Now to rate people I met today:

    JNP - Seriously dude, smile sometime. You have a dry sense of humor and it's like you're sitting in a time machine looking at the future from arm's length pondering the extent of your mortality seeking the answers for questions that dwell inside when in truth, you've known all this time what they were: relative. Anyway, you're pretty pimp dude. I knew I picked the best candidate for the 2008 elections when I picked you. Good man.

    NWP - You fucking eye gouged me, son of a bitch. Also, dicks.

    sriwhumaubnruan - You're a nerdy chubby kid who likes his camera and was stiff as a board. Relax bro, us yellow folk aren't gonna bite. My beautiful shiny teeth are there for show. Be chill. Lose the kung fu aura and I don't know, blaze up or something. Relax.

    Coach josh - Dude you are like super no sense of humor. Maybe you were tired from driving 6 hours that day, but you were like in ZOMBIE mode. WTF man, I totally made an awesome T-rex joke and you didn't even smile. Everyone loves T-rex. If it's a heart you're missing, I can get you one.

    Coach josh's homeboy - You're cool. You know how to laugh.

    Jitschix - I got a thing for firecrotches. Good going... you know... on all that. You actually knew how to do things which was cool and also unexpected. You also knew how to laugh. Good times.

    David Koresh jr. - Thanks for doing some kixboxing with me. I ate a liver shot and it kind of sucked, but I sucked it up and punched your head so it's cool. You're a pretty cool guy. I'd totally hang out with you, even if you're racist. no homo, man.

    TEA - Bro. you remind me of what'shisface from Foot Fist Way, but without the crazy trophy wife or aggrandizing nature or the mullet in this awesome way. I was sad that you didn't have a crazy drawl accent though, which made me saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddd. PS, did my hook punch sidekick sandwich taste good?

    Hungryjoe - You're as redneck as I imagined. But you look like Creed from the office, and you creep me out kind of like Creed from the office. Let's just say, I wouldn't let you near my sister. Also, 1/2 + 7, she's too young for you.

    Other people - You didn't introduce yourself even though we came in guns blazing. Maybe next time we need to bring a blowhorn or something. **** you guys.

    The throwdown went pretty well and was overall lots of fun. It was sort of worth it to come out and play with you broskis, but the fact that Austin, Texas looks like the set from Escape from LA sort of makes me depressed. There was also no Snake Plissken, which made it not nearly as much fun. I hope you guys have video and are gonna post them up because if you don't, I'll be pissed.




    PEACE OUT CRACKAS.

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    **** you Tenebrous.

    DOUBLE PS:


    GOTCHA, BIIIIITTTTCCCHHHH!!!!!
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    Remember I only drove the boy down. His comments aren't necessarily shared by moi. Not to mention the douche bag made us over an hour late and I was feeling under the weather because of my high school buddy trying to poison me with liquor the previous night.

    Good times folks and all modesty aside; this is my 5th mega so bite me you ***** bitches who didn't make it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless View Post
    Remember I only drove the boy down. His comments aren't necessarily shared by moi. Not to mention the douche bag made us over an hour late and I was feeling under the weather because of my high school buddy trying to poison me with liquor the previous night.

    Good times folks and all modesty aside; this is my 5th mega so bite me you ***** bitches who didn't make it.
    Yeah, but some of them are shared though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless View Post
    Remember I only drove the boy down. His comments aren't necessarily shared by moi.
    Not necessarily shared, but I don't hear you disagreeing either.


    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless View Post
    Not to mention the douche bag made us over an hour late
    Just quoting to emphasize the point.

    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless View Post
    and I was feeling under the weather because of my high school buddy trying to poison me with liquor the previous night.
    What was that about bitch excuses?

    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless View Post
    Good times folks and all modesty aside; this is my 5th mega so bite me you ***** bitches who didn't make it.
    2nd! woot. :bully:
    "The pedant is he who finds it impossible to read criticism of himself without immediately reaching for his pen and replying to the effect that the accusation is a gross insult to his person. He is, in effect, a man unable to laugh at himself."Sigmund Freud, The Ego and the Id.

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    You're gona miss the best part. We're gona bbq Zapruder's dog.
    And Sirc, you're my favorite lesbian.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

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  6. TEA is offline
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    Despite his Internet persona, Sirc is not nearly as annoying in person.
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    ...Well **** if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi **** I have heard in ages.

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    NOT WITHOUT MY GI TOP.

    I left my Gi Top on the mat at Solidarity MMA.
    I was in such a hurry to get the fajitas to the river that I just left it on the mat.
    I just realized i left it there when i was unpacking my bag.
    It's a white Adidas size 4.
    PLEASE ZAP let me know if it was still there when you left or if one of your guys now has a shiny new Gi top.

    FML
    EDIT: Zapruder I was not accusing you or your guys of stealing.

    and thank you TEA for grilling for us and saving the bullies a spot on the river I hope you get your GrillMaster tag.
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    I was one of the "locals" that participated in rolling with a few of you this past Saturday. Even though I don't have half the experience of some of you guys, it was a blast having you guys come to the dojo and roll. Normally we have an hour class of mat work to supplement Enshin Karate that some of us train there, it was cool to be able to roll for a little longer. Sorry for not introducing myself to most of you, after a while it got kinda hectic and I chunked out the formalities but everyone of you guys seemed really cool and I'm glad I came out to the event.
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    Posted On:
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    Sirc and Omega, if I'd realized you were going to come all the way to Texas for 2 short hours, I would have made sure to roll with you both while you were here. Omega, thanks for the takedown, I hope I can put it to good use around here. Sirc, you have a very strange sense of humor. :) BUT, yes, I definitely laughed. I am still laughing ;)

    I'll post pictures soon.
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    First off have to say, I'm bum fricking tired. Also Hell Yeah we do it big in Texas! Sirc I have to say it was fun punching a small asian man/boy in the face without it being a hate crime finally. I gotta give you props for your kick catch to trip, that was on the money. I'm going to describe the my experiences of some of the bullshido posters.(In similar sirc fashion, but without the "Californication".

    JNP- Crafty/veteran/controlled/geriatric jiu jitsu and some of his wrestling background pops up in there too. Very level headed helpful guy, who's not as grouchy IRL as he is on the internet. Haha :eusa_danc

    Omega- Controlled/wide/heavy/but still floaty top game/ with crazy sambo/kungfu/judo/ whatever subs and transitions he made me realize I suck at attacking. Showed some unique ideas about the kimura I'm adopting. Very outgoing not at all what you expect, very open with his knowledge. (Must be from being punched in the head so much) :icon_thum

    Judo Josh-Crazy Cajun/Judo/ Jiu Jitsu hyrbid/ toss you on your ass and hard to sweep/ solid top game/ got me in a frickin' mounted triangle/holy hell there's a guard game there wtf? :help:. Super cool guy, funny stories, forearms like a bear. Very open with knowledge (Helps you change from assflopper to People tosser). Sweet clinch/throws in nogi, hopefully I can pull one of those off soon.

    Jitschix- A crush you top game/ the red menace refers to her cross face/ Felt like a 500lbs man was crushing my jaw, sick top game (ya know...for a girl :icon_tong.) She's great, very gracious and giving, fun person, and very passionate about Jiu Jitsu (trains fucking 7 days a week!) Did I mention that cross face? JEeeez

    Zapruder- he's very controlled/ chill roller/ crazy aware about leglocks, unique transitional game, short guy sneaky jiu jitsu. Also very tan for a white guy... Hilarious/gregarious/ and nice guy. Reminds me of one of the dudes in the hangover.

    Sirc-Didn't grapple with Sirc but got to do some kickboxing. Throws up some crazy turning/spinning/ side heel kicking stuff, pretty good timing with his hands, looks like an asian man/boy. Gutsy guy with a constant smirk on his face. If he wasn't asian we'd hangout but since everyone's racist in Texas all he can do if help me with my math homework and do my dry cleaning.

    Scott(Judo Josh's tall dark and handsome counter part:toothy10: haha)- Super cool guy, sweet throws, helped me with my Uchi Mata, (I stumbled around like a lame footed duck during most of the judo) Pretty strong guy with a good solid grappling game.

    Sri- Didn't get to roll or spar, but hilarious in person as he is online. His vodka sense was of great use. What was that waitress's name again :eusa_doh:? haha

    Hungry_Joe- haha he cracks me up, just a good'ole boy from the Sooner state. One of those crazy old guys who's scrappy, I'd describe him best as beef jerky tough.

    To everyone else ya'll were great! NWP, TEA, Nasir, Dannyboy, Self Critical, and the families. Thanks to everyone for making this a success. I wanted to thanks Sirc, Dannyboy, and Omega for making the trip out to troll us.

    I'll now go rest up since most everyone got a turn to sit on top of me at one point, punch me, or toss me on my ass. Peace,

    DKJ
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