8/27/2010 12:04pm, #31
Dude, this is EXACTLY the way the Rob Zombie version of Halloween started.
bonus points if Datsik spent his psycho ward time making paper mache masks.
8/27/2010 12:07pm, #32
Russians don't celebrate Halloween, so it would be more like October Revolution day, Oct. 1.
So yeah, October Revolution Day. With the Halloween theme.
Wish I still had my photoshop... :(
mask would consist of peeled-off labels from vodka bottles.
8/27/2010 7:20pm, #33
Master of no-rules combat, Vecheslav Datsek, the one who was referred to as the most astounding Russian fighter, escaped from a mental clinic where he was placed following a court hearing.
Having torn the metal fence with his bare hands, he escaped. At one time he had burglarized a mobile phone store, and ...<unclear wording, something to do with his opponents> has already begun to do this upon his freedom.
What else would you expect from an escaped giant, asks Andrei Burtsev? (most likely the reporter)
<too tedious for literal translation, this is the gist of it>
He was handcuffed and escorted to the clinic, but it is difficult to consider this an escape, it is almost as if he simply walked out.
It was as if he was placed within a sanitarium (more literal translation would be the English word "retreat.") He simply bent the wiring, and walked out when he felt like it.
He could have simply climbed over it.
But for a trained sportsman... (inaudible)
Narrator <approximation, not literal translation>
Datsik most likely felt as if he were at a resort. He roamed the hallways, started up BBQ parties with his friends, trained, refused to receive treatments, giving the doctors no alternative other than to take his antics.
Here are little railings...
they are... well... servicing...weak as women... yes, and with him... how would I say to the Director...we can't even do it for him. Because we are scared of him.
This is where Datsek robbed the mobile store. Two years later after escaping, he did the same thing to the same store again. Seeing Datsek, the clerks decided to do what they had to, to survive.
Officer: <not literate translation>
Around R7,000 were taken, along with 2 mobile phones.Naturally, at the moment the authorities are searching for him.
2007, he was arrested for armed robbery of a mobile store.His interrigation became an internet sensation.
What is your name?
I AM GINGER TARZAN!!!BANE OF ALL!!! MASTER OF MORMON FORESTS!!! BORN OF GREY MONGREL MUTTS!!!<very literal verbatim translation>
8/28/2010 11:49am, #34
- Join Date
- Feb 2010
8/28/2010 4:25pm, #35
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
8/28/2010 6:02pm, #36"We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
1) That it doesn't work
2) That it does work"
8/28/2010 6:31pm, #37
I love how he robs cell phone shops and steals one phone.
8/28/2010 6:34pm, #38