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  1. Jenfucius is offline

    Shogun of Long Island

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    more mcdojo BS busting...

    so i was at a bar tonight and this kid in my class named ed was talking **** about another kid mike in our class who practices BJJ. ed takes karate. so ed is like, "yeah, mike tried to show me a choke, but it didn't work and i told him if he didn't let go i would have to throw him, blah blah blah". so the kid says to me "oh let me show you" and he sticks his head toward my armpit, inviting a guillotine choke. so i do the choke, lock it in and lock my hands and lift my hips, and said "like this?" after a few seconds he tapped out. so he says, "no no, i had my hand under his arm". so he sticks his head toward my armpit again, so i lock in the choke again with his hand on my forearm. but i used leverage again and lifted my hips, and after a few seconds of struggling he tapped out again. then he says "i guess mike was more drunk than you are now".
  2. Jenfucius is offline

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    i forgot to say "what's my name?"

    i'm rick james, bitch!
  3. Deadpan Scientist is offline

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    you're a hero.
  4. Mr.Miyagi is offline
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     Style: BJJ/Zumba

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    Have my babies.
    Daniel: I don't know if I know enough karate.

    Miyagi: Feeling correct.

    Daniel: You sure know how to make a guy feel confident.

    Miyagi: You trust the quality of what you know, not quantity.
  5. jellyman is offline

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     Style: systema

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    LOL there's counters to a guillotine, especially standing, but I've never heard of one in karate.
  6. WhiteShark is offline
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    1% Shark is better than you.

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     Style: BJJ/Shidokan

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    "Did you ever know that you're my Heroooo?"
  7. deus ex machina is offline
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    Hold my drink bitch!
  8. Vargas is offline
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    What you should have said was "Hey man, while you've got your head down there, how about a little, you know. . ."


    Never pass up a potential BJ :)
    "I had once talked to Billy Conn, the boxer, about professionals versus amateurs - specifically street fighters. One had always heard rumors of champions being taken out by back-alley fighters. Conn was scornful. "Aw, it's like hitting a girl," he said. "They're nothing."


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    ****, I'll give you my babies.
    "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez

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