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    more mcdojo BS busting...

    so i was at a bar tonight and this kid in my class named ed was talking **** about another kid mike in our class who practices BJJ. ed takes karate. so ed is like, "yeah, mike tried to show me a choke, but it didn't work and i told him if he didn't let go i would have to throw him, blah blah blah". so the kid says to me "oh let me show you" and he sticks his head toward my armpit, inviting a guillotine choke. so i do the choke, lock it in and lock my hands and lift my hips, and said "like this?" after a few seconds he tapped out. so he says, "no no, i had my hand under his arm". so he sticks his head toward my armpit again, so i lock in the choke again with his hand on my forearm. but i used leverage again and lifted my hips, and after a few seconds of struggling he tapped out again. then he says "i guess mike was more drunk than you are now".

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    i forgot to say "what's my name?"

    i'm rick james, bitch!

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    you're a hero.

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    Have my babies.
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    LOL there's counters to a guillotine, especially standing, but I've never heard of one in karate.

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    Hold my drink bitch!

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    What you should have said was "Hey man, while you've got your head down there, how about a little, you know. . ."


    Never pass up a potential BJ :)
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    ****, I'll give you my babies.
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