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    I think I found the worst martial arts video

    So I was searching through funny kung fu videos and I happen to come across Adam Bowling on expert village. He's got a whole bunch of five animal style videos that just scream fail.

    Exhibit A

    YouTube- Five Animals Shaolin Martial Arts : Tiger Techniques in Shaolin Martial Arts

    Exhibit B

    YouTube- Five Animals Shaolin Martial Arts : Dragon Techniques in Shaolin Martial Arts


    Exhibit C
    YouTube- Five Animals Shaolin Martial Arts : Leopard Fighting Style in Shaolin Martial Arts

    Sparring match
    YouTube- Five Animals Shaolin Martial Arts : Demonstration of Five Animals Martial Arts


    By far the dumbest demonstration of kung fu I've ever seen. I mean, they are guys out there who train five animals and when they spar they kickbox.

    but this guy actually believes you are suppose to fight like this in alive sparring. Why anyone would spar there is beyond me. Especially with such rubbish like Christian martial arts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fiveanimalssuck View Post


    By far the dumbest demonstration of kung fu I've ever seen. I mean, they are guys out there who train five animals and when they spar they kickbox,

    but this guys actually believes you are suppose to fight like this in alive sparring. Why anyone would spar there is beyond me. Especially with such rubbish like Christian martial arts!

    I've seen much worse. Yes, they kickbox? Okay.

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    Those videos are pretty shitty. But would you say that getting into a crane stance would be better for women's SD?

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    I would choose that over crane larping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fiveanimalssuck View Post
    I would choose that over crane larping.
    Of course you would. You'd rather larp MMA, taught by a TKD champion, than learn under someone who knows MMA. Yes, that makes you a larper and makes the above comment ironic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    Of course you would. You'd rather larp MMA, taught by a TKD champion, than learn under someone who knows MMA. Yes, that makes you a larper and makes the above comment ironic.
    I don't know what the **** your talking about.

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    I don't know what the **** your talking about.
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