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    Dan Bowen, An Ode To Failiure

    WarWheel, I know you have a knack for these things, so I leave this to you.

    It's sung to the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man.

    --------------------------------------------

    It's a pretty big crowd for a throwdown
    Regular guys gearing up,
    To observe a 30 year man-child,
    Picking fights rather than get a job.


    Dai dai dai di di dai,
    Dai dai dai di di dai,
    Da da


    Danny Bowen, he smells like a failiure,
    like a liquor sponge soaking in beer,
    as he takes things too far,
    taking bread from the jar,
    which his poor wife works so hard to fill.


    Dai dai dai di di dai,
    Dai dai dai di di dai,
    Da da


    Now Danny boy's playing with Jason Stork,
    Now Danny boy's playing with knives,
    Never worried about where his money comes from,
    Never bothering to get a life.


    And his poor wife supports his whole family,
    While this failiure spends all his time,
    Maintaining his internet fantasy,
    Feeling big while not earning a dime.


    Larping up for the sake of an audience,
    An anonymous crowd on the web,
    He contributes jack **** to his family,
    While his wife is left holding her breath.


    Dai dai dai di di dai,
    Dai dai dai di di dai,
    Da da


    Now Danny Boy's picking another fight,
    With a guy who may be twice his size,
    Making internet threats shown on video,
    Youtube viewers his one only prize.


    Dai dai dai di di dai,
    Dai dai dai di di dai,
    Da da
    =================
    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    That's pretty good!


    I am just a dumb Goy
    And my story's getting told
    I have squandered my inheritance
    On a locker full of Tabbi boots and shuriken
    And KevlarŪ vests
    Still a man hears what he wants to hear
    And disregards the rest

    When I left my home and my family
    I was carrying a toy
    In the company of ninjas
    Jumped the fence at Parks and Recreation running scared
    Lying low, seeking out the SWAN headquarters
    Where the ****** losers go
    Looking for that bullshit only they could blow

    Lie la lie ...

    Asking only schnorrer's wages
    I'm not looking for a job
    And I get no respect
    Just a rerun of that Shogun thing with Chaimberlain
    I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome
    I took some comfort there

    Lie la lie ...

    Then I'm laying out my ninjer clothes
    And wishing I was gone
    Leaving home
    With magic cloud of ninjer smoke preceding me
    No one's feeding me, leaving home

    In the corner stands a ninjer
    And a LARPer by his trade
    And the Hassid gives an encore
    Of ev'ry shot that layed him low
    Or cut him till he cried out
    In his anger and his shame
    "Flying Nimbus! Flying Nimbus!"
    But the ninjer still remains

    Lie la lie ...
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    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Dan Bowen is a ******


    The End
    "Emevas,
    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Dan Bowen is a ******


    The End
    UMmm, no. But you can be our roadie :thumbsup:
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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    There is no one quite like Dan Bowen
    This throwdown we doubt he'll be showin'
    He tries to hide fear
    It's painfully clear
    White kimbo is going to throw 'im.

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    Quote Originally Posted by War Wheel View Post
    UMmm, no. But you can be our roadie :thumbsup:
    Song writing was never really my style. I'm more a drummer.
    "Emevas,
    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    Song writing was never really my style. I'm more a drummer.
    Here's a primer to get you started

    Winstrol/Minstrel...
    Dilaudid/Applauded...
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Dan Bowen is a ******


    The End
    you dicksucker, you made me choke on my hard boiled egg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    You faggots never watched DBZ did you?
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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    I'll put a few tunes together with my harmonica, and take a whack at some vocals.
    If it doesn't terribly blow, will youtube it.
    If it does, I leave it to someone more talented.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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