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    Quote Originally Posted by Evergrey View Post
    Jackie Chan's Crime Force (which is not made by Jackie Chan) is pretty fucking horrible. Sensei and I watched it one day, and I pretty much felt like my eyeballs had been raped.




    This made me laugh, do you call your boyfriend "Sensei" all the time? Or just on martial arts websites?

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    Haha, I mix it up. But once when we were visiting a dojo I accidentally called him "sweetie" instead of "sensei" in front of the instructors. They were a married couple though, so they took it in stride. Wasn't a really heavy on high protocol dojo anyway- they were heavy on practical full contact fighting. Win!

    Anyway, it all works fine for us, so far...

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    Quote Originally Posted by maofas View Post
    Because it's realistic; when your Kung Fu is good enough you can do stuff like that.
    Its called Qinggong and is basically Chinese equivalent of Parkour, usually greatly exaggerated in the movies (e.g. people flying in Crouching tiger, Hidden dragon).
    Quote Originally Posted by crappler View Post

    Oh man I’m so pissed right now. How dare you post a scene from such an awesome movie in this thread? Shaolin soccer is one Stephen Chow’s masterpieces of kung-fu comedy.

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    Shaolin Soccer is best viewed with 3rd party subtitles, imho.

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    It has finaly made it to you tube
    Aussie park boyz.
    Not only the worst martial arts movie
    But the worst movie ever made
    Period.
    YouTube- Aussie Park Boyz 2004 [Trailer]

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    Quote Originally Posted by gregaquaman View Post
    It has finaly made it to you tube
    Aussie park boyz.
    Not only the worst martial arts movie
    But the worst movie ever made
    Period.
    YouTube- Aussie Park Boyz 2004 [Trailer]
    Sounds like you've never seen The House of the Dead the movie, based on the shooting game.

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