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    The 5 Most Ridiculous MA Movies Ever (Another Cracked List)

    This site got me addicted to cracked... err, that doesn't sound right. Because of this site I like a website affiliated with a magazine both called "Cracked". It has several funny MA articles all of which I found through Bullshido, and I recently noticed they have a new one.

    Number 5 on the list is basically a bunch of chinese writers pissing on Bruce Lee's grave. Number 4 I'll have to see sometime "the story of ricky". Numbers 3 to 1 are about how disabled people are the best martial artists ever, whether we're talking mental or physical disability.
    http://www.cracked.com/article_18692...vies-ever.html

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    This is one of his weaker lists IMO.

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    Aw, he didn't just diss The Story of Ricky/Ricky-O did he? That movie is awesome.

    It has a bad guy getting disembowelled and then getting up and trying to strangle the hero with his intestines. Oh, and Ricky gets the tendons in his arms cut - so he just ties them back together and carries on fighting...

    How could that not be awesome?

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    I've got to see the one where Bruce Lee goes to hell and beats up Dracula, James Bond, Clint Eastwood, the Exorcist and the Godfather.

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    Has anyone here ever seen this?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clones_of_Bruce_Lee

    I was reading about it the other day...

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    Bullshit!!!!!!! Gymkata has to be on any countdown of unrealistic martial arts flicks. Who's ever seen a random pommel horse in the field of battle.......exactly. Need I even post the trailer to prove my point?? It was a corn-fed piece of ****.

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    YouTube- The Clones of Bruce Lee(Dragon Lee vs Bruce Lai vs Bruce Le
    sick fight between to of the clones of Bruce...
    well it's pretty bad but oh well.

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    How can a movie which contains this scene not be on the list?
    YouTube- Worst Movie Scenes of All Time: Episode 36

    Note: This is not a fantasy MA film. There is no explanation given for why the little guy can do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    How can a movie which contains this scene not be on the list?
    YouTube- Worst Movie Scenes of All Time: Episode 36

    Note: This is not a fantasy MA film. There is no explanation given for why the little guy can do that.
    I have to admit.....that sucked a little ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Has anyone here ever seen this?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clones_of_Bruce_Lee

    I was reading about it the other day...
    Yes terrible in its greatness.

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