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    Nerd alert.

    Have to disagree closer to Daredevil or Captain America as 500lbs is an extremely strong human.

    I'd go Daredevil because he fits your criteria and has Martial Arts training. Oh and he was trained by an two different ninjas.




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    Quote Originally Posted by keyoz View Post
    Wrong superhero, man. Lets recap the OP:
    Radiation – check
    Superhuman fitness, acrobatic abillities and strength – check
    Climbs bulidings in NYC without asecuration - check
    Sences incoming danger blindfolded – check

    YouTube- Spider-man Original Cartoon Theme Song

    I imagine it more like this:

    YouTube- Italian Spiderman Movie - Episode 5

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    im pretty sure OP can also tell us what sifu's cock tastes like. ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    Nerd alert.

    Have to disagree closer to Daredevil or Captain America as 500lbs is an extremely strong human.

    I'd go Daredevil because he fits your criteria and has Martial Arts training. Oh and he was trained by an two different ninjas.




    /alert.
    You don't get into true nerd territory until you mention heros like Blue Devil or Ragman.

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    How about villains like The Walrus?
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    This one time, Sifu Dave was trying to get rid of an old spherical bomb that was about to blow, but everywhere he ran, there was marching bands and kids in strollers and baby ducks. Eventually he was able to dispose of the bomb just in the nick of time, while hiding behind some sturdy iron pipes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vorpal View Post
    You don't get into true nerd territory until you mention heros like Blue Devil or Ragman.
    You mean like Madcap and D-Man.

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    I must be a part of this amazing thread.
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    Actually, I don't do it because I don't want people to be scammed - I do it because I enjoy kicking down the doors of Lies and Deceit and then forcibly fucking Fraud with the dildo of Truth.
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    I don't care if they gave it to him because, he tickles butterfly butt-holes while wearing a pink frock.

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    But was he tested for STEROIDS!!11! while performing these amazing feats?

    Thought not. I don't trust anyone's accomplishments since Royce let me down.

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