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    Quote Originally Posted by gregaquaman View Post
    You do realise UFC is fake don't you?
    They are all actors.
    No, they're not all actors. Some of them are primates put in fight shorts and then strategically shaved.
    (you've seen Tito, right?)
    "Judo is a study of techniques with which you may kill if you wish to kill, injure if you wish to injure, subdue if you wish to subdue, and, when attacked, defend yourself" - Jigoro Kano (1889)
    ***Was this quote "taken out of context"?***

    "The judoist has no time to allow himself a margin for error, especially in a situation upon which his or another person's very life depends...."
    ~ The Secret of Judo (Jiichi Watanabe & Lindy Avakian), p.19

    "Hope is not a method... nor is enthusiasm."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    Clawhammer
    Harold Howard FTW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by excludedmiddle View Post
    Harold Howard FTW.
    LOL :happy:
    "Judo is a study of techniques with which you may kill if you wish to kill, injure if you wish to injure, subdue if you wish to subdue, and, when attacked, defend yourself" - Jigoro Kano (1889)
    ***Was this quote "taken out of context"?***

    "The judoist has no time to allow himself a margin for error, especially in a situation upon which his or another person's very life depends...."
    ~ The Secret of Judo (Jiichi Watanabe & Lindy Avakian), p.19

    "Hope is not a method... nor is enthusiasm."
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    Quote Originally Posted by callum828 View Post
    I don't think it was a disqualification. The only reason they crowned a corpse winner was because he forced his opponent to submit but killed himself in the process. Most matches ended in submission but deaths did happen occasionally.
    How did that happen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by devilboy7778 View Post
    How did that happen?
    As I recall it was a footlock. I'm trying to figure out a position where one man can be choked to death & be footlocking his choker into submission at the same time. Anybody have any ideas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gregaquaman View Post
    How does this make MMA weopons thread any less silly?

    And have you heard of the expression do not tell grandmas how to suck eggs?
    I don't suppose it does.

    No, but I grok your meaning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBG-ape View Post
    As I recall it was a footlock. I'm trying to figure out a position where one man can be choked to death & be footlocking his choker into submission at the same time. Anybody have any ideas?
    Yeah, when someone has a crappy backmount and is going for the RNC, you can key your legs over their ankles (especially if they cross them) and make a bridging motion with the hips, while using your arms to defend against their arms. Or you could try to twist the foot outward with your hands, but then you have no hands free to defend. I'm imagining possibly a standing RNC with the legs wrapped around the standing opponent with him trying to twist the foot, and then him falling down unconscious, crushing the other guy against the ground (which was probably not a nice matted area) and causing him to quit when the wind was knocked out of him and they assumed it was the lock attempt. If any of it ever actually happened, that is.

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    I think a six foot pole with Jeff Speakman attached to the tip would be...
    the Perfect Weapon.... with six feet of pole attached.

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