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    Noobs!

    Noobs! All of yeh.

    Yes, the OP is doomed to another Saturday of Rosy Palm. No, you shouldn't brag about your l33t touch of death, unless you want to sound like a ninja wanna-be. No, telling her about how sweaty you got while manhandling another dude won't get you anywhere.

    What, will? How, oh how, Muerteds, can we still make chicks dig that we do martial arts? How can we work that into conversation, while maintaining a proper degree of civility?

    Tell them you teach martial arts to children, and women's self defense classes. Boom. Now you're sensitive, caring, like kids, and kick ass.

    Noobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muerteds View Post

    Tell them you teach martial arts to children, and women's self defense classes. Boom. Now you're sensitive, caring, like kids, and kick ass.
    Unless its not true. In which case, it's just lying.

    And that just makes you a douche.

    It kinda bugs me out when tits are staring me in the eyes.
    Get some will power, man.

    BTW, ZOMG U HAZ TEH LASBYUN?!

    That's cool! Can you recommend me some porn? :)
    Why is it assumed that lesbians always know where good porn is?
    Lesbian porn, in general, is made for a male audience.


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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia View Post
    Why is it assumed that lesbians always know where good porn is?
    Lesbian porn, in general, is made for a male audience.
    It also tends to be complete and utter **** most of the time... like most porn I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia View Post
    porn, in general, is made for a male audience.
    Edited for truth.

    But in all seriousness, lebsians and I share a lot of common interests.
    "Emevas,
    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia View Post
    Why is it assumed that lesbians always know where good porn is?
    Lesbian porn, in general, is made for a male audience.
    No offense please, dear sybs!

    I have heard from some Lesbian friend that there is a subculture without, erhh, 4chan lesbians in porn.
    While I am not much into porn, I would be interested what this looks like. Not fap fap fap curious, more like genuinely curious because many of my female friends are either bi or lesbian. It's like going to CSD to watch them gays dance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pilgrim View Post
    No offense please, dear sybs!

    I have heard from some Lesbian friend that there is a subculture without, erhh, 4chan lesbians in porn.
    While I am not much into porn, I would be interested what this looks like. Not fap fap fap curious, more like genuinely curious because many of my female friends are either bi or lesbian. It's like going to CSD to watch them gays dance.
    If you find it, let me know ;)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    women only need to have a vagina and a pulse.
    Picky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    i'm not handsome.
    but i do have that ' je ne sais quoi' that gives certain females an itch.
    usually married ones.

    :-)
    Yeah, but you are, like, TWICE my size.

    Try to talk to those slender and tall Swedish models when you have to stare at their boobies not from the upside, but from down under!

    Those clumsy giants, It takes a lot for a gnome like me to win them!
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    Was that before or after you slipped the roofie into her martini?

    Next time say you beat up Kimbo Slice. Works every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cybren View Post
    SOLUTION: Don't try to impress random women with your training
    Seconded.

    Every time I mention training in front of random moron chick -- usually cause her BF sees me in a training shirt or something and asks -- I come close to telling her to shut the **** up and let the grown ups talk.

    Chicks will either already know about MMA and enjoy it or they won't know anything and it will be pain ful to talk to them
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