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  1. syberia is offline
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    The ability to keep your eyes from her cleavage.
    While she's looking at you, yeah.

    The uncanny skill to pull your dick into a direction that doesn't poke her in the hip when she gives you the first kiss.
    I've, obviously, never had this issue.

    There is no elegant way to showboat, really. But showboating, in and of itself, can produce results.

    For chicks its easier. It's getting your tits out and laughing at everything they say.
    Doesn't mean it's any less crass for that.


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    ? Panic?... Disorder??



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    i don't understand why you guys even bother.
    im usually not interested and that usually works just fine.
    women are suckers for ' but why dont you like me?' behaVIOUR.
    If a guy behaves like an asshole it usually sorts more effect then when he's trying to be some emo douche.
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evergrey View Post
    Maybe they aren't sure how they feel about the implications of this:

    Seriously.

    BJJ is the single most gayest thing I've ever done.

    Sure, it's effective.

    Sure, all popular BJJ players are "straight".

    Still, it is the most gayest thing I've ever done.

    I, and my MT coach, who is a decorated fighter, mind you, had never seen BJJ in action until the guys from the MMA camp showed up.

    Three men we were.
    Three men we were, and kept watching their "training". Like a burning car.
    Three men we were, and blushed.
    And three men we were that later drank their beer in silence. For an entire night.

    And then showed up the next day for the first lesson. GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia View Post
    For chicks its easier. It's getting your tits out and laughing at everything they say.
    Doesn't mean it's any less crass for that.
    What a coincidence! That's what I do, too!

    BTW, ZOMG U HAZ TEH LASBYUN?!

    That's cool! Can you recommend me some porn? :)

    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    i don't understand why you guys even bother.
    im usually not interested and that usually works just fine.
    women are suckers for ' but why dont you like me?' behaVIOUR.
    If a guy behaves like an asshole it usually sorts more effect then when he's trying to be some emo douche.
    If you're handsome. If not, you got to go to the gym all day. Or be creative.
    Last edited by Hiro Protagonist; 8/07/2010 6:37am at .
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    God, you people are stupid.

    Just get classy prostitutes. Then it's their job to impress you. And they're less likely to have facerot and VD.

    OP's a real shitheel, though. "Hey, baby. I like manhandling sweaty men all day, wanna ****?"

    Smooth.
  6. Lebell is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pilgrim View Post



    If you're handsome. If not, you got to go to the gym all day. Or be creative.
    i'm not handsome.
    but i do have that ' je ne sais quoi' that gives certain females an itch.
    usually married ones.

    :-)
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    Unfortunately, every woman is different.

    But generally I dislike talking about fighting/training with people who have no fucking clue what their on about, weather they are men or female.

    I generally get one of three responses;

    1)'Really? **** off no way, I bet you can't beat ****?'

    2) 'Really why? its so violent. Did your daddy abuse you?/Maybe you are just a thug...'

    3) *insert random nutswinging comment followed by inane n00b questions for the rest of the night *

    So basically I don't bother.

    I normally impress the ladies with my killer dance moves.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZJ4l-hTkcs
    Last edited by Dargentus; 8/07/2010 10:04am at . Reason: punctuation is important
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    ...i do have that ' je ne sais quoi' that gives certain females an itch.
    There are products available that will clear that right up.
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by atom View Post
    So I'm posting this because I was making good progress with a girl at a bar until o shared with her that I train mma as my hobby.

    She told me she thought it was weird and asked if I was into the wwf.

    How do yall make mma work for you to impress random women? I mean it demomstrates you're strong and fearless and can defend her, don't women like that?
    Explaining MMA to women who you want to canoodle is surprisingly similar to explaining it to women you don't want to canoodle, or, for that matter, anyone.
    Tell her it's a combat sport, kind of like kickboxing. Don't mention the details of it unless the person you're talking to is genuinely interested.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia View Post
    While she's looking at you, yeah.
    It kinda bugs me out when tits are staring me in the eyes.


    Tell her it's a combat sport, kind of like kickboxing. Don't mention the details of it unless the person you're talking to is genuinely interested.
    Yea this is probably the best approach, then change the subject cause she most likely will not be interested. Unless she's into gay porn.
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