I'm to poor to travel but, I Gong Sau you anyway

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 8/01/2010 2:09pm

Originally Posted by ESVABURNOUT

Nothing on number one has happened, yet anyway. He's mad because his girl won't stop talking to me when he tells her to so he does stupid **** like this when I'm not home. I know it seems like I'm coming off on you but I'm really not. It's just the fact that people like this really piss me off and when you call them out they turn into cowards.

And my bad that it never crossed my mind to call the cops before it was mentioned in a way I like.

Oh, so this is a relationship butthurt thread.

I was under the impression this thread involved real fighting, not dick-waving.

**Necroyunus** · Posted On: 8/01/2010 2:44pm

Originally Posted by ESVABURNOUT

Okay this guy is a huge *****, won't come when called out, won't do the **** in front on me just decides to burn rubber in front my house when I'm not home. I even went to that ***** and he still wouldn't come out his house... Should I just wait until I see this ***** and leave him sloppy like seconds? Call the cops? Because if he does it in front of me I'm going out to him and no doubt in my mind that ***** isn't going to have enough nuts to knuckle up so he's gonna keep burning right on down while I throw rocks.

It just seems like these people would rather me catch a case and watch my future fade away. My future is to bright to throw it away on a *****, and just to say like any other man on this forum, you break in my house; I'm shooting you.

so you ve decided to come here and :new_puppy about it.

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(you see? i m tougher than you, i say "*****" more)

**Ajax** · Posted On: 8/01/2010 3:03pm

Stop being a *****. You need to fuckin ground and pound that *****. Then you need to **** his girls ***** till she can't walk. That's the only solution Bro.

**ESVABURNOUT** · Posted On: 8/01/2010 3:09pm

Lol... Thanks for the help guys and the laughs, I don't lack a sense of humor but I get angry sometimes and do things I'll regret the next day.

**Dargentus** · Posted On: 8/01/2010 3:14pm

Someone should change the title of this thread to 'The huge ***** burnout butthurt bitching thread'

Or something.

Op; why is this even an issue? He's doing it on a public road while you're out?

Who fucking cares?

Or am I missing a crucial element here?

**ESVABURNOUT** · Posted On: 8/01/2010 3:25pm

Can't we just let the thread die now that decision is made?

**Dargentus** · Posted On: 8/01/2010 3:34pm

Sorry, Overanalysing this whole incident is much more fun.

Is the girl hot?

Are you sure the guy is jealous of you talking to the girl and not the girl talking to you?

Do you find the guy attractive?

What kid of car does he drive?

What does the burnt rubber from this 'burnout' smell like when you return to your home?

Are you sure that it's just burnt rubber you smell?

Are you sure his 'girl' is really a girl?

Details man. Details. We can't help you properly unless we get ALL the details.

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 8/01/2010 3:47pm

Is he bald?

**Hiro Protagonist** · Posted On: 8/01/2010 3:57pm

1. Buy a slingshot.

2. Buy a fork, preferably one without a serial number.

3. Get brick from house roof.

4. Put brick on slingshot, put fork in tracksuit pocket.

5. Hide in good sniper position.

6. When he comes back to your house (to burn rubber?!), shoot the brick from the slingshot.

7. When you have made sure he's KO'ed, scratch his eyes out with the fork.

8. Call the cops and tell them you saw a swarm of pigeons drop a brick on a trespasser and then scratch his eyes out.

Idiot-proof way to WIN.