Posted On:8/02/2010 11:02pm
Style: In transition
Well, there is a funny correlation between "burnout" and his marijuana usage. So maybe you can turn that into a witticism, go for it.
Posted On:8/03/2010 2:42am
Style: Grappling avec punches
Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy
ESVABURNOUT: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
+1 for Python reference.
King without a crown
Posted On:8/03/2010 2:50am
Originally Posted by maofas
What in the holy **** are you talking about? ENGLISH.
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"We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
1) That it doesn't work
2) That it does work"
Posted On:8/03/2010 3:36pm
Style: wah lum kungfu
OP, I just want to thank you for making this thread. It has provided me much amusement and LOL's. Not for nothing, my 15 year old laughs at your "grammer" skills too, poor sentence structure etc...
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Posted On:8/03/2010 3:43pm
lend your 15 yr. old the keys so (s)he can go pitch some brodies on OP's front lawn
Posted On:8/03/2010 3:51pm
no insurance, no drive!
burn outs are fun!
Posted On:8/03/2010 6:29pm
Style: BJJ / MT
Originally Posted by Mr. Loobner
Indeed. I was of the impression that I might anticipate fisticuffs between Helmutlvx and the OP (or at least a shooting), but it appears that such is not the case due to the fact that Esvaburnout is somehow trapped in his state of residence.
The possibility that Esvaburnoutroll may be the Last Airpender and/or possess the head-blasting abilities portrayed in the movie “Scanners” has also been discussed.
Now we seem to be on a tangent regarding the occupation of said troll's mother. The current consensus appears to be “Cheeseburger Whore,”
However, the themes of the following remain consistent throughout:
The possibility that the OP is a sexually confused teenager.The OP has received at least a primary education in which he/she receives A’s for English assignments despite an apparent inability to put this alleged education to use on the internet.The OP is traumatized by burnouts and/or rubbers.The OP is observed to react to practically any comment posted in this thread.The OP calls people pimp randomly – everyone except for Shaolin Pimp.
I read this post and laughed so hard tears came out of my eyes. Thank you for that.
Posted On:8/03/2010 7:21pm
Maybe its an A for english...but its in an ESL class.
Posted On:8/05/2010 11:30am
Good lord even an F level ESL student isn't this terrible.
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