A Moral Dilemma

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 7/31/2010 6:56pm

Tell 'em about your Menkyo kaiden, 10th degree. They'll be well impressed.

**Styygens** · Posted On: 7/31/2010 7:04pm

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

If you're gonna go in the Necronomicon direction, you might be better off with the Tyson version. Better stories.

Ah, yes. The new one. The one I don't have.

Maybe it should be DeCamp's Al Azif. Ralph just repeating a constant buzzing.

Maybe the OP should discuss his experiences seeking enlightenment among the Tibetan Lamas?

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 7/31/2010 7:09pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

Ah, yes. The new one. The one I don't have.

Maybe it should be DeCamp's Al Azif. Ralph just repeating a constant buzzing.

Maybe the OP should discuss his experiences seeking enlightenment among the Tibetan Lamas?

...and the Peruvian Llamas?

**Styygens** · Posted On: 7/31/2010 7:12pm

Why choose?

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**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/31/2010 7:13pm

That's a good one.

Say the Lamas told you that you were a bodhisattva. 'Cause I mean, the monks said it, not you, my man.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 7/31/2010 7:15pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

Why choose?

YouTube- Wally Llama

Broadly endorse.

**core1065** · Posted On: 7/31/2010 7:41pm

Dont forget that you trained under Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. You also joined the Specials forces, then transferred to the Navy and became a Navy SEAL cyber ninja and you can knock people out with your mind.

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Or kill people with your funky Chi energy.

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**Styygens** · Posted On: 7/31/2010 7:46pm

While in the service, you were seconded to train alongside Russian Alfa Group commandos in their deadly Systema, um, system. You are deadly in, on, and under the water.

YouTube- Systema: Fighting in Water