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    You know you're into grappling when...

    ...you spend more time on your sparring partners than on your love partners.

    ...your books on kama sutra and BJJ are interchangable.

    ...you have this nightmare about your mother-in-law reversing your best choke.

    ...you secretly hope that some untrained, unarmed and unaccompanied robber would try to rob you.

    ...you wonder which takedown or throw would work best if that passing stranger tried to attack you.

    ... in high school, you failed tryouts for the wrestling team, but now you're a grappling rocket scientist.

    ... you say "check out this new technique I learned!" and suddenly are the only one left in the room.

    ... you bridge and roll whenever you wake up from a nightmare. (Judo)

    ... a shirtless attacker becomes your worst nightmare. (Judo)

    ... you see a big open space, you have to restrain yourself from doing breakfalls for no apparent reason. (Judo)

    ... you see someone taking a bad fall of their bike, the first word that you think of is "ippon!" (Judo)

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    Quote Originally Posted by judoist View Post
    ... you bridge and roll whenever you wake up from a nightmare. (Judo)

    ... you see a big open space, you have to restrain yourself from doing breakfalls for no apparent reason. (Judo)
    I bridge in my sleep to roll over.. I bridge off my head though cos I'm badass

    ..and I ALWAYS roll if there is a field nearby
    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
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    ...you spend more time on your sparring partners than on your love partners.
    When I was still in BJJ for a bit, my wife would cuddle up to me when we were going to sleep, and I'd tell her "So, how do you feel about the fact that you're not the first person I've done this with tonight?"

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    When we were discussing the the name for the newsletter for our school, one of the wives came up with,"The Homoerotic Herald"

    Sometimes girls just dont understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soldiermedic25 View Post
    When we were discussing the the name for the newsletter for our school, one of the wives came up with,"The Homoerotic Herald"

    Sometimes girls just dont understand.
    Should've been "Romoerotic Rerald", rite? :happy3:

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    When you spoon up behind your wife you get your hooks in and sink in a rear naked

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    .. a man's sweat dripping in your mouth, nostrils, eyes and generally all over your face is business as usual.
    Curiosity killed the cat. But damn it had a blast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigstu31s View Post
    When you spoon up behind your wife you get your hooks in and sink in a rear naked
    the sad thing is I've actually done that.. I didn't choke her out though, I let her go as soon as she tapped.
    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
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    When you copy paste **** from judoinfo.com

    When every drinking session must turn into breakfalls on the concrete session.

    When you come home with your jeans ripped at the crotch from trying to play guard on a 120+ kg friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hpr View Post
    .. a man's sweat dripping in your mouth, nostrils, eyes and generally all over your face is business as usual.
    You guys roll in the sauna?

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