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    Should've.....sent a....poet.
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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    That was the hardest thing I've read in a long while.
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    If I could comment, I am a fighter. I am out to prove to everyone I'm better than them (at fighting) and no, I'll never grasp the true essence of any martial art, at all. Because if I find a true martial artist, and he beats me with martial art respect, then not only is he better than me at fighting, he's also (like everyone else on earth) a better person than I am, overall. And people who treat me with respect on this website, are true martial artists, and are better than me, and I salute them.

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    Originally posted by GrayFOXSS

    MA is a way of life, not a way of beating someones head in.
    This after saying how your sifu is the impersonation of your Chow-Yun Fat fantasies?
    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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    Someone's been watching too many HK action flicks again...and even their plots aren't as bad as story you just told, fox.
    ~Whatever Happens, Happens.~


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    ohh ohh ive got one. "Yeah ill fight you any time any where... so long as you pay me $100,000. and there are people who pay to see it...... and i get all of the gate..... and its video taped .... by a professional....and i get the rights ot the tape........and it your shoulders touch the floor at any time im the winner..........and its a fight to the death...... with a twenty min time limit.........and there is a referee.... who is also a trained monkey....that knows first aid so that i dont get arrested for murder HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING? DONT WALK AWAY FROM ME

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    "fighting is for big egos and we train for health, self-defense etc."

    I love this one, because it's a blatant contradiction. The only art that teaches some form of self-defence without fighting is track, and maybe listening to Art Bell so you get a tinfoil hat and +5 to Paranoia.

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    Originally posted by GrayFOXSS
    man o man
    not every one that trains MA has to be some blood thirsty killer. If people do MA for healt, why is that a bad thing. And some MA are not fitt for the ring. My trainer was reaised on Kung fu since he was 7 and he will kick the **** out of alot of people on the street. He was a hit man in high school, he was payed to beat people up, and the only art he knew was kung fu. When ever some one asks him to fight now he just sais he does it for healt. You must think im some dum ass that belives anything any one tells me, right? This guy works in a corectional facilety, he is a 5'2 asian man, that never weight lifts, and i have seen him take down 4 people at a time. His last fight was with some 6'2 300 pound ( he looked like he was 300 pounds) inmate black guy. HE never even got touched. the fight was over after about 15 sec. Im not a big fan of UF but im not sure if your alowed to rip peoples ligaments out or stop the blood flow to their brains. U shouldent judge other people. If everyone that did MA just lived like a MArtis, and tryed to be humbel we wouldent even be having this conversation.

    MA is a way of life, not a way of beating someones head in.
    You are hereby nominated for:

    1. Fucktard of the Year Award
    2. Troll of the Year Award.

    Now we just have to decide which one to give you.

    Congradulations on the single most mind-numbingly stupid post in 2004.
    You say what about my rice?

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    He can always try for Cuntwad of the Month...
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    Don't mess with the Mega-Buster supporting member
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    OH SNAP! You just dropped Coast to Coast!
    George Noory does it during the week, Art handles the weekends
    we listen to it every night at my place
    +5 Paranoia is right!
    what a mindfuck that show is
    Shadow people and such....
    Secret moves such as hitting a thing with your hand and hitting a thing with your leg have been stolen and degenerated by arts like karate, boxing, muay-thai, Kung-fu, and basketball. -Epicurious

    I for one welcome our new Ninja overlords.
    -Whiteshark

    I figure fighting a group of chunners would be like water torture, its not the force as such, just the constant trickle of chain punches wearing down your sanity. -The Juggernoob

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