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    your own ma movie

    If you were given the opportunity to make your own martial arts movie, what would be the title? The plot? The time it was set in? And what styles would feature in it? Would the "good" guy win?

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    It would be a remake of "The Outlaw Jossie Wales" samurai style!

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    Title:
    Cold Ass Samurai
    Staring: ME ( who the **** else ???)
    Story:
    Samurai from 1500's is frozen in ice, revived in 21st century Canada, goes on killing spree for PURE amusment, kills with demented smile, takes out politicians first and then goes after ALL the lawyers, uses A LOT of judo throws, arm bars and relaxes at local strip bars and meditates at upscale Rub-n-tugs.
    Rated R for: Gore, violence, sexual content and gratuitous nudity.

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    :rolleyes:

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    Ronin, that is some funny ****.

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    nice - I'd see it

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    Did I mention I would be wearing a Kimono through the whole movie?
    Except for the strip club and Rub-n-tug, that's ALL LOIN CLOTH BABY !!!!

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    ARe you going to have a stand-in for the nude parts? Will there be close-ups... Does the camera really make things look bigger?

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    Originally posted by Justme
    ARe you going to have a stand-in for the nude parts? Will there be close-ups... Does the camera really make things look bigger?
    The camera doesn't make things look bigger. It adds ten lbs! ;)

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    Cool, a 20lbs schlong :D

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