I think I broke my liver...

**tenguatemypuppy** · Posted On: 2/25/2004 9:04am

Seriously, I wake up with this terrible itching, and it's everywhere. I'm a pretty clean person, so I don't think it's anything parasitic, but liver damage seem pretty probable. I used to take assloads of Vicodin before those jerks at Kaiser (my HMO) gave me a medication that actually worked for the pain (a result of my temporomandibular joint disorder).

I would love to find the tards who thought putting (liver damaging) Tylenol in a medication designed for severe pain was a great idea, and crack some of their limbs apart like lobsters, but right now I have to concentrate on getting used to hella needles.

Stupid jaw. Stupid pharmaceutical companies. Stupid government for making hydrocodone-only products Schedule 2, but Schedule 3 if they add Tylenol.

:(

**Mr. Mantis** · Posted On: 2/25/2004 9:10am

Whatever you do, you do not want surgery for your tmj. If you think you are fucked up now...

***WhiteShark*** · Posted On: 2/25/2004 10:10am

I'm sure you've seen people say it before but GO SEE A DOCTOR!

Or have a beer, the cool part about a broken liver is you stay drunk for a REALLY long time.

**Ronin** · Posted On: 2/25/2004 10:23am

Broken liver, NOW that's funny.

**virtual_mantis** · Posted On: 2/25/2004 10:27am

I don't know, that sounds like a broken splean to me.

**Justme** · Posted On: 2/25/2004 10:28am

"Broken liver, NOW that's funny."

You think broken organs funny! I once had my heart broken, and it was very painful...Crazy Canucks....

**tenguatemypuppy** · Posted On: 2/25/2004 12:20pm

Oh yeah, I've had my heart broken before. Much less itching, many more broken knuckles, and subsquently, busted walls.

Definitely not going under the knife for this, but every doctor I talk to has been strongly against this as well. At least they've got it half right. Surgery sucks.

WhiteShark- Having a dad who has, his entire life, been a raging alcoholic, I know that all too well. One drink, hell, one sip, and he's slurring like a true drunk. It's actually pretty funny when he's not being a jackass drunk, and I have to keep him in line.

So, anyway, speaking of alcohol, I'm gonna get hammered again tonight. Just like last night, in fact. Except this time with a friend. Maybe I'll take my Percs with my liquor, too, and with any luck, I'll keel over dead. Woo...

**tenguatemypuppy** · Posted On: 2/25/2004 1:07pm

I just realized I'm gonna be getting totally twisted on Ash Wednesday, bwahahaha!

Maybe I'll go see that movie about that pandering prophet everyone is talking about.

**patfromlogan** · Posted On: 2/25/2004 2:26pm

Originally posted by tenguatemypuppy
I would love to find the tards who thought putting (liver damaging) Tylenol in a medication designed for severe pain was a great idea, and crack some of their limbs apart like lobsters:(

Hey, sounds like you need to learn Lua, the ancient Hawaiian art of bone breaking!;)

**tenguatemypuppy** · Posted On: 2/26/2004 2:02am

Hehe...

I think that would be unnecessary.

However, this does pose an interesting question for your sadists out there: How much pressure would it take to crush a human skull and cause ones brains to shoot out the top, splattering against the ceiling in a most macabre fashion?

I expect this to involve math, so get to work (because last time I checked, we all sucked at math).