Tai Chi Secrets that turned an Ordinary Guy into a Master

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/28/2010 8:48pm

Oh, it's the old "toss the chi ball" gag.

I would personally prefer a medicine ball. I hear actual exercise burns more calories than mutual masturbation.

@battlefields
I forgot to put "didn't" in bold. It's also unfortunate that Mr. Simon doesn't have a mustache.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 7/28/2010 9:29pm

This guy teaches qi gong, but his MA hall of fame probably makes him fair game. Not sure if this is worth looking into or not, since he doesn't touch MA... but some of his claims strike a nerve in terms of Taiji larpery.

He does have solid lineage (for those who care about lineage) with the Cheng Man Ching camp via Lawrence Gallante, so he can always fall back on that.

Technically I could find nothing wrong with his videos.

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 7/29/2010 1:18am

Originally Posted by battlefields

He actually reminds me of the uncle that did molest me.

I need to change my username.

The connotations are staggering and socially unacceptable.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 7/29/2010 1:27am

So, any of you unclefuckers ever tell someone to look at your groin and check out the way your pants fold when you move? As part of your MA/chi training or otherwise.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/29/2010 7:37am

Well, sure.

My tailor asked me that. I told him to shut up and fix my pants and that I would hold him personally responsible if I didn't get laid that night.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 7/29/2010 8:09am

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

Well, sure.

My tailor asked me that. I told him to shut up and fix my pants and that I would hold him personally responsible if I didn't get laid that night.

Hmm. Do you 'dress' left or 'dress' right?

**Evergrey** · Posted On: 7/29/2010 4:52pm

Clearly they have mastered this game:

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 8/11/2010 8:00am

I've subscribed to Qi Gong Uncle Al's mailing list to see what he offers, and I must say, he's one passive aggressive mo-fo. When he promotes a webinar an no one logs on, he gets all huffy and threatens to pull down his videos.

**syberia** · Posted On: 8/11/2010 9:16am

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

I've subscribed to Qi Gong Uncle Al's mailing list to see what he offers, and I must say, he's one passive aggressive mo-fo. When he promotes a webinar an no one logs on, he gets all huffy and threatens to pull down his videos.

Oh, the horror!!!

Quick, log on to them! The consequences are too great!!

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 8/11/2010 9:24am

Originally Posted by syberia

Oh, the horror!!!

Quick, log on to them! The consequences are too great!!

I get a distinct vibe of Woody-Allen-esque self esteem issues, a healthy dose of needyness and attention seeking, and major heapings of indignation for not being acknowleged fod his brilliance.

These e-mails make my day.