Brotherly scuffles.

**NoGroinNoKrav** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 8:01pm

Thought this situation may incur some lols.

Got in one of those scuffles again with my brother. The guy is kind of an egomaniac (the kind of guy who watches UFC and thinks he is tough) He will take any excuse to hit me. I don't want to talk about the situation leading up to it, though I won't deny its not my fault in a way.

I'll detail the "fight"

He grabs me out of my field of vision so I do a front kick to his knee (yeah I know accident) So we kind of wrestle in the clinch a bit except he has no experience so he ends up just ripping my shirt. We go down and I proceed to move on top of him and hammer fist while trying to get his back. After a few hits my parents try to separate us. I was all for it cause honestly, I just wanted to avoid anything serious.

Though just like I thought he just charges me again and gets me in a headlock. I break out and proceed to hammerfist while getting his back and then going for a choke hold (just to restrain him) Then I managed to instruct my parents to help separate us.

at the moment I think It boosted my confidence that I could take my brother. But in hindsight it feels idiotic and lol worthy.

**Emevas** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 8:31pm

No one cares dude.

**NoGroinNoKrav** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 8:34pm

ehh thought it could be funny. Guess not. I'll just let it fall into obscurity

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 9:24pm

If you're going to make up a story, make it less fucking obvious.

**BaronVonDingDong** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 9:35pm

My brother broke my nose with a headbutt once. It was nighttime, outside a pub. The entire town resounded with the crack of snapping bone.

True story.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 9:54pm

Now THAT'S a story!

**Vorpal** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 9:55pm

My brother threw a snowball at me once. I threw him through a plate glass door.

**Hesperus** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 9:56pm

The proper response to a headlock is ura nage, by the way.

**Squerlli** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 10:30pm

*wait's for jnp and his brother*

***jnp*** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 11:11pm

Originally Posted by Squerlli

*wait's for jnp and his brother*

I was really mean to NWP. So mean, I don't want to talk about it. It's up to him to tell you any stories.

To be honest, I have a mean streak that I'm definitely ashamed of, although it only seems to manifest itself when I'm in a hostile altercation. Unless you're a huge dick to me on the mat, I'm a really nice guy during randori. Zapruder and Naszir can vouch for me.