Why my wife is awesome...

**Don Gwinn** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 2:50pm

Ohhhhhh . . . . when I said mean things about it on the front page, I didn't know it was a free gun. Free guns are exempt from criticism, because . . . . free gun.

**Scrapper** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 2:51pm

Originally Posted by Hugo Stiglitz

I can't say what she gave me.

Don't be embarrassed, receiving buckshot during a home invasion is very well respected in prison...

Sodomizing you with a chair leg was probably over the top though. She swears she is sorry about that and will never do it again.

**Lord Skeletor** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 8:59pm

Originally Posted by Pilgrim

Hehe, don't ever let that one go, Scrap.

The last GF I had thought my Masters of the Universe figures were wonderful toys for her dog...

It better not have been a Skeletor figure which was mauled...or I would have to avenge my namesake on your ex-girlfriend! WOE UNTO HER!

:icon_evil

**Vorpal** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 9:59pm

My wife bought me a Custom Classic Kimber and a Springfield Armory Stainless Steel Enhanced 1911 within a two month period. Any women who gets you a gun for Christmas or your birthday is a keeper.

**AMF** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 10:02pm

Any woman who is okay with giving guns, ammo, knives, swords, hunting trip packages and any applicable accessories to the afore-mentioned items as birthday presents is a keeper.

I personally have received each of the above items as presents at one point or the other during my last 6 years of marriage.

How awesome is that?

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 10:26pm

Originally Posted by Scrapper

Don't be embarrassed, receiving buckshot during a home invasion is very well respected in prison...

Sodomizing you with a chair leg was probably over the top though. She swears she is sorry about that and will never do it again.

Sounds like fun, where do you live?

**3moose1** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 11:52pm

What a coincidence, my birthday is Thursday! I can't believe you posted my gift online, Scrapper!

PM me and I'll give you all the shipping details.

you're so thoughtful, you really are.

**Kovacs** · Posted On: 7/27/2010 4:36am

I have no idea what that rifle is but it looks very cool, like something from WWII and the future. Wife=win indeed.

I got a mint condition Soundwave (unboxed) and some motor bike gloves which were nice. We had only been out for barely a year so also win.

**Lord Skeletor** · Posted On: 7/27/2010 11:09am

It's important to remember the #1 Rule as far as "free guns" or "gift guns" go...it can be expensive...it can be cheap---the main thing is that somebody took the time to pick something out for you and that you enjoy it. A free gun is the best kind of gun. Congrats on your new toy...and that congrats extends to your girl for really taking care of you, man. She's a keeper.