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    Ohhhhhh . . . . when I said mean things about it on the front page, I didn't know it was a free gun. Free guns are exempt from criticism, because . . . . free gun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Stiglitz View Post
    I can't say what she gave me.

    Don't be embarrassed, receiving buckshot during a home invasion is very well respected in prison...

    Sodomizing you with a chair leg was probably over the top though. She swears she is sorry about that and will never do it again.
    And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".

    --Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pilgrim View Post
    Hehe, don't ever let that one go, Scrap.

    The last GF I had thought my Masters of the Universe figures were wonderful toys for her dog...

    It better not have been a Skeletor figure which was mauled...or I would have to avenge my namesake on your ex-girlfriend! WOE UNTO HER!

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    My wife bought me a Custom Classic Kimber and a Springfield Armory Stainless Steel Enhanced 1911 within a two month period. Any women who gets you a gun for Christmas or your birthday is a keeper.

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    Any woman who is okay with giving guns, ammo, knives, swords, hunting trip packages and any applicable accessories to the afore-mentioned items as birthday presents is a keeper.

    I personally have received each of the above items as presents at one point or the other during my last 6 years of marriage.


    How awesome is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrapper View Post
    Don't be embarrassed, receiving buckshot during a home invasion is very well respected in prison...

    Sodomizing you with a chair leg was probably over the top though. She swears she is sorry about that and will never do it again.
    Sounds like fun, where do you live?

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    What a coincidence, my birthday is Thursday! I can't believe you posted my gift online, Scrapper!

    PM me and I'll give you all the shipping details.

    you're so thoughtful, you really are.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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    I have no idea what that rifle is but it looks very cool, like something from WWII and the future. Wife=win indeed.

    I got a mint condition Soundwave (unboxed) and some motor bike gloves which were nice. We had only been out for barely a year so also win.

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    It's important to remember the #1 Rule as far as "free guns" or "gift guns" go...it can be expensive...it can be cheap---the main thing is that somebody took the time to pick something out for you and that you enjoy it. A free gun is the best kind of gun. Congrats on your new toy...and that congrats extends to your girl for really taking care of you, man. She's a keeper.

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    If you sincerely like it, I might get one myself. I wanted the Beretta carbine, but it's extremely overpriced.

    And indeed, Mrs. V. is a jewel.

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