Oh lawdy, there's ninjers in Oklahoma City

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 9/14/2010 2:23pm

Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra

I propose a community fund to get this guy to fight the West Virginia ninja.

I'd put my money on Diamond Dave, though.

Running from the cops all the time gives you good cardio.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 9/14/2010 2:29pm

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

I'd put my money on Diamond Dave, though.

Running from the cops all the time gives you good cardio.

I'd take that bet, figuring that the OKC ninja could win via windmilling steamroller attack. If it went past a few minutes, I'd give it to Diamond Dave via judi and krotty chops.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 9/14/2010 2:33pm

I mean, Red Spider Fatfuck does have the Prison Boxing to his advantage, but Diamon' Dave is a spry little fucker.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 9/14/2010 2:50pm

Did someone mention prison boxing without inviting Christian Darrow to the table?

**Permalost** · Posted On: 9/14/2010 2:54pm

I've watched enough Felony Fights to know that prison fighters aren't all that.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 9/14/2010 2:59pm

Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra

I've watched enough Felony Fights to know that prison fighters aren't all that.

Felony Fights scrapes the bottom of the barrel in terms of fighters. The top guys are out there, performing respectably in the Kumite year after year.

**Whacker** · Posted On: 9/14/2010 3:09pm

Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra

I've watched enough Felony Fights to know that prison fighters aren't all that.

True. But give an inmate a shank or shiv of some kind, and they become unstoppable killing machines. We can only pray that Red Ass Ninjer here never gets his hands on one, even the gods themselves will not be safe and civilization will definitely collapse.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 9/14/2010 3:12pm

Originally Posted by Whacker

True. But give an inmate a shank or shiv of some kind, and they become unstoppable killing machines. We can only pray that Red Ass Ninjer here never gets his hands on one, even the gods themselves will not be safe and civilization will definitely collapse.

I heard that a stainless steel cafeteria tray was super-effective against a guy with a shank.