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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    I also didn't know that a society can consist of a masked guy in a garage. Do imaginary friends count?
    No. However the dog does.

    It's all about whether you can perform Taijutsu techniques on them, basically.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Seriously, we need to find a way to stop these ancient hidden mysterious asian old men from teaching impressionable young gwailo, and only impressionable young gwailo. It's causing all sorts of problems, especially when they refuse to take their meds.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Anderson View Post
    ...one of my black belt's is an undefeated fighter.....
    OMG!!!!! SERIOUSLY!?!??! but... wait... how does a... i mean I wasnt aware that belts....

    >:| my belt has some explaining to do. He never said anything about this.

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    Most of his belts tap out after a month or two of trying to squeeze his waist down to 36 inches (hey, I can dig that).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Most of his belts tap out after a month or two of trying to squeeze his waist down to 36 inches (hey, I can dig that).
    this felt like an appropriate response

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    I propose a community fund to get this guy to fight the West Virginia ninja.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
    "I think I'll trim the hedges..."

    Approaches bushes...

    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SWEET JESUS!!!:

    YouTube- RED SPIDER NINJA SOCIETY'S SECRET KATA!
    This man is living out a childhood fantasy, just like Dux and Ashida Kim. My friends and I would dress up in black clothes and do **** almost EXACTLY like this when we were ~10 years old after watching American Ninja 1. Hell we even hit each other with small dowel rods and plastic stuff, which is probably more aliveness than Mr. GayBearsOnline.com representative here has ever done.

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    ^ Haha sounds like my childhood. Although we used wooden swords and homemade nunchucks.

    We were alive as ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    This man is living out a childhood fantasy, just like Dux and Ashida Kim. My friends and I would dress up in black clothes and do **** almost EXACTLY like this when we were ~10 years old after watching American Ninja 1. Hell we even hit each other with small dowel rods and plastic stuff, which is probably more aliveness than Mr. GayBearsOnline.com representative here has ever done.
    Sadly enough, my friends and I pulled that **** in high school during my ashida kim phase.

    Only we did it with wooden boken. That's how I fucked up my index finger. Happy memories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Sadly enough, my friends and I pulled that **** in high school during my ashida kim phase.

    Only we did it with wooden boken. That's how I fucked up my index finger. Happy memories.
    The first time I held a (wallhanger) katana, I did the blatantly obvious thing as it seemed at the time and ran my thumb along the length of the blade.

    I've had less silly injuries.

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