Oh lawdy, there's ninjers in Oklahoma City

**Dargentus** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 1:47pm

'1.DON'T APPRECIATE THOSE WHO SLAM MY COUNTRY...
2.IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY COUNTRY STAY HOME.
3.WHY WILL NOT YOUR COUNTRY PUT UP A HALF MILLION DOLLAR'S
FOR THE MATCH?
4.I LOVE AMERICA,EVEN THOUGH I SPENT 16 YEAR'S OF MY LIFE IN THE WORST PRISONS INDIANA AND HAD TO EAT CLASS D MEAT THAT'S FED TO THE ANIMALS IN THE ZOO......I LEARNED T VALUE MY FREEDOM...'

I keep re-reading this..this...is just insanely..stupid.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 2:26pm

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

Also given the fact his training videos are more sloppily done boxing training, it looks to me like this fellow has previous training (More than likely in prison) and has simply cobbled together a school in his garage.

Yeh, pretty much. Nice supposition.

Tim Anderson FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER A STYLE OF MARTIAL-ART'S THAT WAS FOUNDED IN PRISON IN AUGUST 23rd,1996 SANKIDO-KARATE IS INTRODUCED TO THE NEW WORLD BY,SOKE,TIMOTHY ANDERSON....

Vid: http://www.facebook.com/video/video....3838005&ref=mf

Tim Anderson SANKIDO FOCUSES ON THE EQAULITY OF ALL MARTIAL DICIPLINES MEANING:ALL STYLE'S HAVE WEAKNESSES;INCLUDING SANKIDO;ALTHOUGH LET US NOT EVER FORGET THAT ALL KARATE BEGINS AND ENDS WITH RESPECT!

Vid: http://www.facebook.com/video/video....7170982&ref=mf

There's a comment from him on there abouthow "KARATE IS JUJUSTSU;JUST RESEARCH YHE BUNKAI TO YOUR KATA'S AND ADD IT BACK TO YOUR SYSTEM....", for what it's worth.

Tim Anderson RED SPIDER NINJA SOCIETY WAS FOUNDED BY,SOKE,TIMOTHY ANDERSON....

HIS LINEAGE COME'S FROM TOSHIO TANAKA....SOKE'S VISION OF HIS TEACHER:TOSHIO REMINDED HIM OF A RED SPIDER LANDING GRACEFULLY ON RED SPIDER LILLIE'S....''RED SPIDER LILLIES HAVE BEEN CALLED:''SILENT NINJA'S''FOR THEIR HABITS....

Vid: http://www.facebook.com/video/video....3831740&ref=mf

**Southpaw** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 2:44pm

Considering his complaints about prison food...it sure doesn't look like he skipped any meals because of the poor quality.

And BFD...Class D meat...Hello....I've eaten at Taco Bell too. Want a prize?

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 3:12pm

Photos of this cat's Hall of Fame, taken from his Facebook wall.

**maofas** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 5:32pm

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

Hey, you Shotokan motherfuckers. Watch this guy rape and eviscerate Bassai Dai

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm87z...eature=channel

Red Spider Ninja: lolwut? wat do u mean 'lift your legs up when u kick?'

Well, you have to admit, next to the one of him singing & playing the guitar, that was his best video.

I wonder if that's him in those pictures (obviously I don't mean Chuck Norris) when he was younger and in shape.

**aiyer** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 5:54pm

Originally Posted by maofas

Well, you have to admit, next to the one of him singing & playing the guitar, that was his best video.

I wonder if that's him in those pictures (obviously I don't mean Chuck Norris) when he was younger and in shape.

I doubt it really, then again it's hard to tell with a 60kg difference or so.
Honnestly, I find this guy comic gold.

**Judon00b** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 5:54pm

I can already tell this is going to be one of those threads I just can't stop reading. All I can say about his videos though is 'wow'.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 6:06pm

Found his photo album. There's pics of his certs and various training stuff in there if anyone cares.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=8733&id=100000709866425&page=5#!/album.php?id=100000709866425&aid=8733&s=0&hash=335 9f80039e52737940d22979673686a

Oh, he's scanned his qualifications too.
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?ai...9866425&ref=mf

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 7:02pm

I looked through the photos and collated some information.

Mr. Red Spider Ninja otherwise known at Tim Anderson trained at the age of 11 under Fumio Demura, 9-dan of Shito-ryu karate.

That's where he got the Bassai Dai from.

The kickboxing is supposedly from one Martin/Marty Walters who trained Mr. Anderson and one Doyle Wilhelm who Anderson has given 10-dan "Hall of Fame" rank in his style Sankido Karate/Ninjutsu/etc.

Mr. Anderson's students is a concise list containing his wife, his uncle a Mr. Langley who suffers from a brain injury of unstated severity, his uncle's step-son, and possibly the previously mentioned Mr. Wilhelm.

Mr. Red Spider Ninja hasn't sent me a message back on YouTube, but if he does I will not be inviting him to this thread.

He's just a krotty ninjer wannabe and should just be left alone.

**syberia** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 7:22pm

This is all very amusing. But I am wondering what his fasination with caps lock is.

He's just a krotty ninjer wannabe and should just be left alone.

I'm going to agree. Even though he is putting it out there for the world to see via internets and is kind of making me wish that people had to pass IQ tests before being allowed to see MA movies, he's doing his own thing. Leave him at it.