Oh lawdy, there's ninjers in Oklahoma City

**Dargentus** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 12:44pm

Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw

there's a lot of fail to be had in that short clip.

fixed.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 12:47pm

Hey, you Shotokan motherfuckers. Watch this guy rape and eviscerate Bassai Dai

YouTube- 006.AVI

Red Spider Ninja: lolwut? wat do u mean 'lift your legs up when u kick?'

**Tex** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 12:48pm

haha.. EXcape from choke.

oh nice... he's a self proclaimed Soke and a Country Western Star...

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**Dargentus** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 12:50pm

Its watching **** like this that makes you kind of embarassed to be human.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 12:57pm

Have a lookie here.

Apparently Mr. Red Spider Ninja was in prison in Indiana.

http://videos.apnicommunity.com/Vide...960223049.html

edit: I also realized his name is a somewhat rip-off of Ninja Gaiden enemies called Black Spider Ninjas.

**Dargentus** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 1:03pm

I love the big tense-up for the camera at the end when he kind of snarls and flexes his man-boobs.

Rrrrawwwwwrrr.

**Dargentus** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 1:03pm

But hey, at least he loves America.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 1:08pm

I sent him a message on YouTube asking about what style he trains in and where his dojo is located.

I'll post up the message if I get anything back.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 1:32pm

His Facebook wall.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000709866425#!/profile.php?id=100000709866425&v=wall

Tim Anderson THANKYOU SENSEI DUX FOR THE SECRET I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING A LIFE TIME FOR IN NINJUTSU....

Edit: Also this...

Tim Anderson Robi Li, Hello my friend.... i broke off that chain a long time ago if you know
what i mean.... i got lucky and ran into a half Japanese man named:Toshio.....
He taught me everything he knew....His style was like Ninjutsu and Kung Fu;so
it really had no Kata's so i took all the bit's and pieces he taught me,and form...ed
my own Ryu;Sankido;and Kata Tatsuo No Chie....

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 1:40pm

On the wall of his garage he has painted "Shito-ryu Karate" among other things.

Sankido Karate, Sankido Koga Ryu Ninjutsu, Chinese Iron Body training, etc.

Also given the fact his training videos are more sloppily done boxing training, it looks to me like this fellow has previous training (More than likely in prison) and has simply cobbled together a school in his garage.

edit: If I get any reply back, I think I'm gonna invite Mr. Red Spider Ninja into the thread to see what he has to say.