Oh lawdy, there's ninjers in Oklahoma City

**RogerC** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 10:01am

Hey everyone, I've lurked here for a while, but have never joined any discussions. I've enjoyed the investigations that you guys do, and always get a chuckle out of the ninjer bashing. Well, here's more fuel for the fire. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you-- The Red Spider Ninja

YouTube- RED SPIDER NINJA DOING IRON BODY TRAINING METHOD!

**TheMightyMcClaw** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 10:38am

Normally I'm opposed to this style of thread, but that was pretty great. Between the camera being sideways, the fat guy who really ought to be wearing a shirt, and the creative reinterpretation of "iron body training", there's a lot to be had in that short clip.

**henshinx** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 10:54am

truth be told this is still the best thing to happen to Oklahoma in the last 10 years. Oklahoma sucks.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 11:23am

#1. Somebody has been watching the original Drunken Master too much.

#2. That fat guy is doing either horse stance or shiko-dachi and very shallow at that. I cackled in glee when that little kid pushed him down some and he was wracked with pain.

#3. I was hoping so much that when that guy walked behind the fatty, the fatty was going to get kicked in the balls.

#4. I think he said "Fankyodo". That gibberish Wapanese baby talk is fucking hilarious.

Normally I also hate threads like this. However, in this case OP doesn't suck dicks.

**Rzero** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 12:11pm

Why the **** does he need to do Iron body training (or to be more precise a mockery of) ? Look at his gut! You could launch a hellfire missile into that thing and he wouldnt feel a goddamn thing.

Moustache is fucking tops though.

**RogerC** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 12:31pm

Now that you've had your fun with this clip, check out his others. He's rather fond of wearing a luchalore mask while being all fancied up in his ninjer duds.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 12:38pm

Holy ****.

LULZ GOLDMINE~!

**Tex** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 12:38pm

What they need to do is light a fire under his balls.

Edit: oh wait... they did.

**HereBeADragon** · Posted On: 7/26/2010 12:41pm

If you were wowed by his iron body skills than your going to lose your mind when you see his iron hand!

YouTube- RED SPIDER NINJA TEACHES (TAMISHIWARAI) BREAKING TECHNIQUE'S

Ninjers like this make me appreciate Mountainous all the more.