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    Oh lawdy, there's ninjers in Oklahoma City

    Hey everyone, I've lurked here for a while, but have never joined any discussions. I've enjoyed the investigations that you guys do, and always get a chuckle out of the ninjer bashing. Well, here's more fuel for the fire. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you-- The Red Spider Ninja

    YouTube- RED SPIDER NINJA DOING IRON BODY TRAINING METHOD!

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    Normally I'm opposed to this style of thread, but that was pretty great. Between the camera being sideways, the fat guy who really ought to be wearing a shirt, and the creative reinterpretation of "iron body training", there's a lot to be had in that short clip.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.

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    truth be told this is still the best thing to happen to Oklahoma in the last 10 years. Oklahoma sucks.

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    #1. Somebody has been watching the original Drunken Master too much.

    #2. That fat guy is doing either horse stance or shiko-dachi and very shallow at that. I cackled in glee when that little kid pushed him down some and he was wracked with pain.

    #3. I was hoping so much that when that guy walked behind the fatty, the fatty was going to get kicked in the balls.

    #4. I think he said "Fankyodo". That gibberish Wapanese baby talk is fucking hilarious.

    Normally I also hate threads like this. However, in this case OP doesn't suck dicks.

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    Why the **** does he need to do Iron body training (or to be more precise a mockery of) ? Look at his gut! You could launch a hellfire missile into that thing and he wouldnt feel a goddamn thing.

    Moustache is fucking tops though.

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    Now that you've had your fun with this clip, check out his others. He's rather fond of wearing a luchalore mask while being all fancied up in his ninjer duds.

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    Holy ****.

    LULZ GOLDMINE~!

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    What they need to do is light a fire under his balls.

    Edit: oh wait... they did.
    Last edited by Tex; 7/26/2010 12:39pm at . Reason: LOL

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    If you were wowed by his iron body skills than your going to lose your mind when you see his iron hand!

    YouTube- RED SPIDER NINJA TEACHES (TAMISHIWARAI) BREAKING TECHNIQUE'S

    Ninjers like this make me appreciate Mountainous all the more.

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    Oh god oh god oh god! This ones even better! Please note the title!

    YouTube- RED SPIDER NINJA SOCIETY EXCAPE FROM A CHOKE!!!!!!!!!

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