Posted On:7/26/2010 10:01am
Style: Wing Chun
Hey everyone, I've lurked here for a while, but have never joined any discussions. I've enjoyed the investigations that you guys do, and always get a chuckle out of the ninjer bashing. Well, here's more fuel for the fire. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you-- The Red Spider Ninja
YouTube- RED SPIDER NINJA DOING IRON BODY TRAINING METHOD!
MADE OF STEEL!
Posted On:7/26/2010 10:38am
Style: Kung Fu Swordfighting
Normally I'm opposed to this style of thread, but that was pretty great. Between the camera being sideways, the fat guy who really ought to be wearing a shirt, and the creative reinterpretation of "iron body training", there's a lot to be had in that short clip.
The fool thinks himself immortal,
If he hold back from battle;
But old age will grant him no truce,
Even if spears spare him.
Posted On:7/26/2010 10:54am
Style: Enshin Karate
truth be told this is still the best thing to happen to Oklahoma in the last 10 years. Oklahoma sucks.
Posted On:7/26/2010 11:23am
Style: In transition
#1. Somebody has been watching the original Drunken Master too much.
#2. That fat guy is doing either horse stance or shiko-dachi and very shallow at that. I cackled in glee when that little kid pushed him down some and he was wracked with pain.
#3. I was hoping so much that when that guy walked behind the fatty, the fatty was going to get kicked in the balls.
#4. I think he said "Fankyodo". That gibberish Wapanese baby talk is fucking hilarious.
Normally I also hate threads like this. However, in this case OP doesn't suck dicks.
Posted On:7/26/2010 12:11pm
Style: G-safe Krav Maga / TKD
Why the **** does he need to do Iron body training (or to be more precise a mockery of) ? Look at his gut! You could launch a hellfire missile into that thing and he wouldnt feel a goddamn thing.
Moustache is fucking tops though.
Posted On:7/26/2010 12:31pm
Now that you've had your fun with this clip, check out his others. He's rather fond of wearing a luchalore mask while being all fancied up in his ninjer duds.
Posted On:7/26/2010 12:38pm
What they need to do is light a fire under his balls.
Edit: oh wait... they did.
Last edited by Tex; 7/26/2010 12:39pm at .
Posted On:7/26/2010 12:41pm
Style: Limalama, Judo & BJJ
If you were wowed by his iron body skills than your going to lose your mind when you see his iron hand!
YouTube- RED SPIDER NINJA TEACHES (TAMISHIWARAI) BREAKING TECHNIQUE'S
Ninjers like this make me appreciate Mountainous all the more.
Posted On:7/26/2010 12:43pm
Oh god oh god oh god! This ones even better! Please note the title!
YouTube- RED SPIDER NINJA SOCIETY EXCAPE FROM A CHOKE!!!!!!!!!
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