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  1. MrGalt is online now
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    Reminds me of Skippy's List. Not badly written, but my god there is so much more wanton Japanesitude in American karate schools than there is over here.
  2. Holy Moment is online now
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    11. When you're sucking your sensei's dick, you better damn well watch the teeth or he'll knock them out with a Tonfa.
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    I am so confused... so thoroughly confused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evergrey View Post
    7. There are many great ways to mentally unbalance your opponent. However, it might not be wise to employ some of these methods when sparring with your sensei. Wetly licking his face, including his nose, for example. While it is funny for about half a second when he gets that "you. Did. NOT. Just. Do. That." look on his face, oh hello arm bar, hello floor, my old friend!
    I am somewhat unsettled by the level of intimacy you have with your instructor.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.
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    I remember when my wrestling coach taught us how to check oil.. we all had to drill that one on him for weeks on end until he said we got it just perfect.
    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
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    It must be that female genitalia.

    I hear it unbalances the human brain, making behavior erratic and nonsensical without proper authority imposed upon it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
    I am somewhat unsettled by the level of intimacy you have with your instructor.

    I was stunned when I read that point too... :5cold:
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    After reading this I'm gonna start up a karate school and get score some chicks.. Actually, if I call it no-gi BJJ I could probably avoid more lawsuits.
    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    It must be that female genitalia.

    I hear it unbalances the human brain, making behavior erratic and nonsensical without proper authority imposed upon it.
    Yeah, female bits unbalance females. Not males. They have no interest in them at all.

    I am somewhat unsettled by the level of intimacy you have with your instructor.
    What? You dont lick your instructor?


    Chaos? Panic?... Disorder??
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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia View Post
    Yeah, female bits unbalance females. Not males. They have no interest in them at all.
    This is good. I'm using this line.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.
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