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  1. Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD is offline
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    A million CDs by bands you've never heard and won't like

    http://shop.ebay.com/patrick_hughes/...1&_from=&_ipg=

    THATS RITE I SAID A MILION 1 11,

    AGRESSION Full Circle CD
    AMY DENIO Greatest Hits CD w/Tom Cora, Chris Cutler, etc.
    ANTONY & THE JOHNSONS Crying Light CD
    ARTHUR RUSSELL World Of CD
    AZUSA PLANE Tycho CD
    BARK HAZE Total Joke Era CD w/Thurston Moore
    BLIGHT Detroit CD
    CHRIS WATSON Dark CD

    CLUSTER Sowiesoso CD
    CONFLICT Time to See Who's Who CD
    DAF Hitz Blitz CD rare and hard to find, also kind of shitty
    DAGON In Desolationem Per Nefandum CD (Vasaleth drummer)
    DELTA 5 Singles CD
    Destroyers from Western Skies CD USBM comp w/KRIEG, XASTHUR,DEMONCY
    DRUNK INJUNS Where the Sun CD
    ELLIOTT SHARP /SOLDIER STRING QUARTET Cryptid Fragments CD
    FACES Nod Is as Good as a Wink CD

    FISHING WITH JOHN CD w/John Lurie of Lounge Lizards, Tom Waits
    FLOWER LEPERDS Original Group CD (Adolescents related)
    GANG WIZARD Byzantine Headache CD
    GERMS Germicide CD French import on ROIR Europe/Danceteria
    GOATLORD Reflections of Solstice CD NWN edition
    GOSLINGS Spaceheater CD
    HAPPY FLOWERS Flowers on 45 CD
    HAUJOBB Polarity CD
    HI RECORDS STORY CD w/Al Green, OV Wright

    ICONS OF FILTH Onward Christian Soldiers CD
    ISENGARD Hostmorke CD
    ISENGARD Vinterskugge CD
    JAN DUKES DE GREY Sorcerers CD (like Incredible String Band)
    JASON CRUMER Walk with Me CD
    JOSEF K Only Fun in Town/Sorry for Laughing CD
    KILLED BY DEATH 1 CD
    KILLED BY DEATH 2 CD
    KING CRIMSON Court of Crimson King CD
    KROHM Haunting Presence CD
    KROHM World Through Dead Eyes CD
    LEFT HAND RIGHT HAND Humdrum CD w/Karl Blake
    LEO KOTTKE 6 and 12 String Guitar CD
    MAGMA Udu Wudu CD
    MAMMAL Double Nature CD

    MELT BANANA Cell-Scape CD
    MOVING PARTS Wrong Conclusion CD (pre-Mission of Burma)
    MUTIILATION Sorrow Galaxies CD
    N.I.L. s/t CD (Imperial of Krieg, Twilight, etc.)
    NOKTURNAL MORTUM Taste of Victory CD
    PETER BROTZMANN (Full Blast) Black Hole CD

    PETER MURPHY World Fail CD
    POPOL VUH Hosianna Mantra CD
    PRIMAL SCREAM Echo Dek CD (Adrian Sherwood dub mixes)
    REAGAN YOUTH Pop Classics CD
    SNAPPER A.D.M. CD
    SNAPPER Shotgun Blossom CD

    SOLGER Codex 1980 CD
    TRISOMIE 21 Plays the Pictures CD
    V/A Verschlungenen (Schimpfluch related)
    V/A Worlds Finest HC CD w/NECROS NEOS FARTZ etc.
    VELVET TINMINE CD (comp of B-team 70s glam rockers)
    VIBRATORS Public Enemy #1 CD (early singles etc.)
    WHITE MICE BLasssTPhlEgMEICE CD
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    7/21/2010 8:51am

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    ************, I already bought your book, what more do you want from me?! I GIVE AND GIVE AND IT'S NEVER ENOUGH.

    When are you doing another book? That **** was hilarious.
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    True story:

    Publisher: Your book actually made us a little money. Considering fewer than half of the things we publish break even, that's pretty good.

    Me: Really? Wow. Awesome!

    Publisher: So let us know when you're ready to do something else. We'll put it out. We want to be in the P. Hughes business.

    Me: Holy balls, how excellent.

    ...two years later...

    Me: Hey publisher - I want to write a novel using one of the established properties you have licensed.

    Publisher: Really? ****, that might be a really good idea. Which one?

    Me: Conan the Barbarian. I want to write the definitive modern Conan novel.

    Publisher: Doesn't answer any calls or reply to emails.

    THE END
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    Are you fucking serious??? I would have lined up to get my hands on that. Conan.
    Such a good idea. Also why are you getting rid of your White Mice CD? I'll have to tell
    Jolly and Will and they won't be happy. Well Will doesn't ever seem happy, but you don't want to see a man named Jolly get mad. Melt Banana too? Gang Wizard? The Happy Flowers? But I just cleaned my cut out with a wire brush!!! You need to write one of those obnoxious "scene" bios like "Our Band Could be Your Life" about Gainesville,
    get all the posers talking about the Central Florida punk scene in the 80's and 90's and how it was seminal for the development of blah blah blah. And make fun of all those Posi-youth motherfuckers who couldn't stay straight edge but still loved having tons of rules to live by. Either that or do a period romance novel like Wuthering Heights. Or combine the two. Period scene romance novel. Steam Punk romance? That might sell.
    Just put Iggy Pop in there somewhere and I'll read it.
    Secret moves such as hitting a thing with your hand and hitting a thing with your leg have been stolen and degenerated by arts like karate, boxing, muay-thai, Kung-fu, and basketball. -Epicurious

    I for one welcome our new Ninja overlords.
    -Whiteshark

    I figure fighting a group of chunners would be like water torture, its not the force as such, just the constant trickle of chain punches wearing down your sanity. -The Juggernoob
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    Posted On:
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    1. I am fucking serious, and I did months of research getting ready to develop a pitch. Of course, I play the first Conan movie like some people play favorite albums (i.e., to establish a comforting, familiar background atmosphere while I nap or do **** around the house), and "Anvil of Crom" from the soundtrack is my ringtone, so "research" could effectively be swapped out with "going into my house," but I re-read all the Robert E. Howard stuff as well as a significant chunk of the L. Sprague De Camp/Robert Jordan/John Maddox Roberts/etc. pastiches, the reissued Savage Sword of Conan mags, Marvel Conan comics, and new Dark Horse stories, plus revisited other genre classics like Fritz Leiber's Fafhrd and Grey Mouser stories and all Moorcock's Elric stuff... Man, I was going to do such a good Conan book, so chock full of adventure and violence and fuckin' and hoisting tankards of mead and wizards and ****... It would have been so good.

    2. I am wholly compulsive when it comes to bands, so it was either sell the White Mice or buy their entire discography. Nobody took the eBait, so it looks like I'm stuck making space in the Ws after all.

    3. Gang Wizard is boring; when I want Happy Flowers I want I Crush Bozo and not much else. Speaking of Happy flowers, for more than 20 years I have been contemplating this tattoo:



    Because it's just so damn cute I can barely stand it, eeeeeeeeee!

    4. I lived through all that "Our Band Could Be Your Life" **** and the guy who wrote it is an ass-knuckle who cribbed quotes from 1980s zines and presented them like they were recent.

    5. The only successful bands to come out of Central Florida's punk scene moved here from other places and were hated by all the locals. Straight edge people pretty much evaporated on contact.

    6. Everything I know about romance is circumscribed by six humble letters: J B L I S and S. I guess that's five if you don't want to count the S twice.

    7. Iggy Pop lives next door to my friend Kevin. Kevin says he doesn't see Iggy around too much, but when he does Iggy is usually only wearing one shoe.
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    Posted On:
    7/22/2010 12:42am

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    One of the best things i ever saw was when the Wham! City kids went on tour with the "Baltimore versus" fest and DJ DOGDICK was spinning his brand of cracked out 8-bit happy hardcore whatever and projecting a Jimmy Joe Roche psychedelic Trash video of Conan wielding his mighty blade. The whole time I'm standing there hypnotized with some 7ft tall metalhead beanpole screaming at the top of his lungs " THE RIDDLE OF STEEL!!!" and that, my dear Hughes, was just the beginning of how weird/awesome that night got. I think it culminated with the Lord of Baltimore ,Dan Deacon, shaking his adorable fat ass around and making the kids piss EGA graphics into their own mouths.

    I wish you could see that video. . . oh wait HERE IT IS. Just watched it again...there
    really is a lot to like.

    YouTube- ULTIMATE REALITY

    You should right the Conan book anyway. Just for you n me, in fact you should write us into the story, we can be bards and go along for the ride while Conan cleave foes in twain.
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    Secret moves such as hitting a thing with your hand and hitting a thing with your leg have been stolen and degenerated by arts like karate, boxing, muay-thai, Kung-fu, and basketball. -Epicurious

    I for one welcome our new Ninja overlords.
    -Whiteshark

    I figure fighting a group of chunners would be like water torture, its not the force as such, just the constant trickle of chain punches wearing down your sanity. -The Juggernoob
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    Posted On:
    7/22/2010 4:42pm

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    I wish you could see that video. . . oh wait HERE IT IS. Just watched it again...there
    really is a lot to like.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P81dHaZiyA8
    I feel like I just asked the self-replicating machine elves to show me what my soul looks like. And they did.
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    7/22/2010 5:23pm

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    The Germs and Leo Kottke in the same collection?

    You make my brain asplode.

    Your book was awesome. Write more.
    Shut the hell up and train.
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    Some great stuff on there

    MAGMA = amazing

    Not listened to Melt Banana for many years

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