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    Proof Karate Sux

    Okay, finally we have definitive proof that krotty is teh ghey.

    There's a move in UFC Undisputed 2010 (which is rather excellent) called "Left/Right Karate Straight". Its AWFUL. Its slow, has zero range, and little power, and looks exactly like a standard krappy krotty punch.

    Now we can all see the gheyness of krotty in action. If you have this game, don't learn it, get jardine's superman punch instead. THATS the real d34dly. Or Lyoto's straight punch.

    Stu xD

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    You thought this was cool enough to make a thread?


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    Just thought people should know...and I've seen worse.

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    God damn, I thought this was gonna be about karate sex.

    Total disappointment.

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    ...But I thought Machida did krotty?

    ISN'T THAT A CONTRADICTION, SIR?! I AM NOW BUTTHURT BECAUSE KRROTY IS T3H D34DLY AND YOU KNOW IT UR JUST JELOUS!?!?!!!!!!!!?!?!

    Pretty damn good video game, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    ...But I thought Machida did krotty?

    ISN'T THAT A CONTRADICTION, SIR?! I AM NOW BUTTHURT BECAUSE KRROTY IS T3H D34DLY AND YOU KNOW IT UR JUST JELOUS!?!?!!!!!!!!?!?!

    Pretty damn good video game, though.
    Noooeees but machida krotty IS th4 d34dly, unlike regular kr0tty. m4ch1d4 needs no neck breaks...tho i am jealous of his deadly.

    Yeah, they've impoved the striking a lot.

    Stu xD

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    Is there a chainpunch in that game?

    Or did the programmers decide that they didn't want to show the characters dying onscreen?

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    ****...can't believe they left out chi sau...

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    I was actually going to select that when I started my career mode. I opted for a different move (I think it was the overhand left hook). Pissed though I lost my first match 20 seconds in.......

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    IMO the flying head kick and hendo's left straight are money moves.

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