Proof Karate Sux

**Stu-Jitsu** · Posted On: 7/10/2010 10:54am

Okay, finally we have definitive proof that krotty is teh ghey.

There's a move in UFC Undisputed 2010 (which is rather excellent) called "Left/Right Karate Straight". Its AWFUL. Its slow, has zero range, and little power, and looks exactly like a standard krappy krotty punch.

Now we can all see the gheyness of krotty in action. If you have this game, don't learn it, get jardine's superman punch instead. THATS the real d34dly. Or Lyoto's straight punch.

Stu xD

**Mas** · Posted On: 7/10/2010 11:05am

You thought this was cool enough to make a thread?

**Stu-Jitsu** · Posted On: 7/10/2010 11:13am

Just thought people should know...and I've seen worse.

Stu xD

**OiScout** · Posted On: 7/10/2010 11:23am

God damn, I thought this was gonna be about karate sex.

Total disappointment.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/10/2010 11:49am

...But I thought Machida did krotty?

ISN'T THAT A CONTRADICTION, SIR?! I AM NOW BUTTHURT BECAUSE KRROTY IS T3H D34DLY AND YOU KNOW IT UR JUST JELOUS!?!?!!!!!!!!?!?!

Pretty damn good video game, though.

**Stu-Jitsu** · Posted On: 7/10/2010 11:55am

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

...But I thought Machida did krotty?

ISN'T THAT A CONTRADICTION, SIR?! I AM NOW BUTTHURT BECAUSE KRROTY IS T3H D34DLY AND YOU KNOW IT UR JUST JELOUS!?!?!!!!!!!!?!?!

Pretty damn good video game, though.

Noooeees but machida krotty IS th4 d34dly, unlike regular kr0tty. m4ch1d4 needs no neck breaks...tho i am jealous of his deadly.

Yeah, they've impoved the striking a lot.

Stu xD

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 7/10/2010 11:56am

Is there a chainpunch in that game?

Or did the programmers decide that they didn't want to show the characters dying onscreen?

**Stu-Jitsu** · Posted On: 7/10/2010 12:02pm

****...can't believe they left out chi sau...

Stu xD

**Alucard619** · Posted On: 7/10/2010 6:42pm

I was actually going to select that when I started my career mode. I opted for a different move (I think it was the overhand left hook). Pissed though I lost my first match 20 seconds in.......