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    Quote Originally Posted by MorningLemon View Post
    I never knew how hard it was to take a picture of your own really, really, incredibly good looking ear.




    Helen of Troy would totally want to stick her finger in your ear. Paris would pass over Helen and abduct your ear instead. The instability of Greek society can blame your ear for uprooting their peaceful lives. You bastard.

    Many other people may require some sort of 'intervention':
    http://www.plasticsurgery4u.com/proc...tural_ear.html

    but your ear appears to the be model on which correction is based (the end result that is). You don't look like you'd be able to take flight from riding a bike too fast.

    Don't turn into a hipster. A fall from an ironic bicycle wearing an ironic shirt may cause your ironic mustache to slice into your ear making the following score not ironic but rather incorrect.

    Score: 8.0 / 10.0

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
    Helen of Troy would totally want to stick her finger in your ear. Paris would pass over Helen and abduct your ear instead. The instability of Greek society can blame your ear for uprooting their peaceful lives. You bastard.

    Many other people may require some sort of 'intervention':
    http://www.plasticsurgery4u.com/proc...tural_ear.html

    but your ear appears to the be model on which correction is based (the end result that is). You don't look like you'd be able to take flight from riding a bike too fast.

    Don't turn into a hipster. A fall from an ironic bicycle wearing an ironic shirt may cause your ironic mustache to slice into your ear making the following score not ironic but rather incorrect.

    Score: 8.0 / 10.0
    That's what I like to 'ear!

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    Here is my other ear for reference.




    Here it was before slicing it open.



    Here is it after getting it sliced.




    Claim my prize now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Koresh Jr. View Post
    Here is my other ear for reference.

    Here is it after getting it sliced.




    Claim my prize now?
    Holy **** are those stitches???

    If so, then I'll add a 1 point bonus for each stitch and a half a point for getting it cut open (more points if you had pictures of the carnage). This elevates your score from 6.0 / 10.0 to ...

    New score: 9.5 / 10.0

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    Our leaders so far:

    Mangled:
    David Koresh Jr: 9.5 / 10.0

    Divine:
    Bubba_The_Shy: 10.5 / 10.0

    Judging ends in 3 days on Saturday at 11:59pm (23:59 for you freaky types) GMT!

    Get your pics in before then. Any pics posted after midnight will only be mocked and Photoshopped.

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    All you bitches aren't prepared for the beatdown I will present at 11:58 when I fucking win this contest.

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    No Cauliflower despite years of Muay Thai and BJJ. I kinda wish I had some at this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteShark View Post


    No Cauliflower despite years of Muay Thai and BJJ. I kinda wish I had some at this point.
    Very nice ear WhiteShark. The channel leading into the canal is very deep and curvy. Mazda would probably like to film a commercial there. Zoom zoom? or should I say FOOM FOOM! (HAH!)

    You get +2.0 bonus points for the crude oil leaking out of your ear. You may want to get that looked at.

    Total Score: 7.0/10.0

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    I'd hate to see something worse than this:



    (unless it's THIS:)
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Koresh Jr. View Post
    Here is it after getting it sliced.



    Wow, what happened? :icon_pale

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