"Can You 'Ear Me Now?" Contest! Win a Supporting Membership!

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 7/17/2010 6:10pm

Originally Posted by Lebell

if this thread was about mangled penises instead of ears i'd totally win.

Always looking for an excuse to show off your penis.

You know 'pretzel like' is not a compliment, right?

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 7/17/2010 6:17pm

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

I posted my right ear before and got a 9/10, but when I got my piercings, I decided to get two in the left and one in the right.

So I'll be posting the left one instead. I have a stud in the earlobe and one in the cartilage, even though it's a little hard to see.

Interesting.

Your left ear does not have the same appeal as your right ear. Did a dog happen to chew on it when you were an infant? Maybe a raccoon was let loose in your house and mistook your ear for a Steak-Um sandwich.

Perhaps we'll never know. At the next family get-together, please ask for some clarification. Inquiring minds want to know why your left ear is less 'fancy' than your right ear.

Your base score starts at 6.5 / 10.0 with a bonus of 1.0 for each stud and a 1.0 bonus for the cartilage piercing (OW SON OF A BITCH!!)

Total Score: 9.5 / 10.0

You pulled ahead of Bubba's Milk'n'Honey ear!

He may be able to outscore you if he breaks out the glitter and macaroni!

**Lebell** · Posted On: 7/17/2010 6:42pm

Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy

Always looking for an excuse to show off your penis.

You know 'pretzel like' is not a compliment, right?

Now you sound like my doctor.

Don't mind me, it's 2.40 am here and i have to wait til 4 am before i can sleep.
mah job suckzors.

anyway, judging from the ears ive seen so far you guys got tiny ears, whats up with that?
mine are at least twice the size.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/17/2010 6:45pm

Now that I'm in the lead, I will not give it up!

And Lebell, it's not that your ears are large, your head is just very small whilst your ears are normal-people sized.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 7/17/2010 6:56pm

nuh-uh.

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 7/18/2010 2:00am

Yeah, I'll be countering this.

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 7/19/2010 1:09pm

Yo symbols

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 7/19/2010 4:50pm

Originally Posted by Bubba_The_SHY

Yo symbols

Well holy ****.

Starting with the same base score (6.0 / 10.0), the bonus points are broken down as follows:

- Lightning bolt: I almost didn't see your ear. That lightning bolt makes it look like your ear is going REALLY fast. Add a spoiler and your quarter mile time would be near zero. +2.0

- Rose: The detail is remarkable. It reminds us that every rose has its thorn. Just like every night has a dawn. Just like every cowboy sings a sad sad song. +2.0

- Pirate(?): Did you draw a pirate on your ear? I'm unsure what that is right now, but it does hide the fact that there is no lobule to speak of. The cover-up is clever. +0.5

Total score: 10.5 / 10.0 (!!)

Congratulations! You are the first person to score over 10.0! That will be tough to beat, but helmutlvx has a chance with his tasteful piercings.

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 7/19/2010 4:52pm

This contest will end on

July 31, 2010

Be sure to have your entries (and re-entries) in and (arbitrarily) judged by that time!

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/19/2010 5:01pm

I'm going to win.

You don't have the guts, Bubba. Doodles aren't hardcore enough to win. I had a cute girl stab pieces of metal into my ears.

YOU DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF DEDICATION TO A CONTEST THAT DOESN'T MATTER!

This isn't the end, man. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!