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    Quote Originally Posted by Nefron View Post
    I'm drunk, so why not... Stay tuned for nudes.

    You have a nice ear. It is well-shaped and has a vast Triangular Fossa. You probably border on "superhero hearing". Scientists would probably want to measure amplification effects and residual echoes. Audiologists would probably get a little too excited and jizz their pants at the thought of the acoustics in your canal.

    It does need a little more flair though. See Bubba's post on how to REALLY win the contest.

    Score: 6.0 / 10.0

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    Here you go, my first bout of cauliflower ear.




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    How much lift do you get when you flap your ears?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PizDoff View Post
    How much lift do you get when you flap your ears?
    I can achieve the same airspeed velocity as an unlaiden swallow.

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    What do you mean, an African or a European swallow?

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    (sigh, why must I do this?)

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    I'm going to be getting some piercings on Friday.

    And I will win this contest. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

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    So Skippy what's my ruling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Koresh Jr. View Post
    Here you go, my first bout of cauliflower ear.


    DK,

    Sorry for the delay. I was too busy winning another thread.

    First, you get +1.0 bonus points for the multi-angle shots. It makes judging the severity of the mangledness much easier. If somebody creates a 360 degree panorama shot in which I can drag around, that warrants +2.0 bonus points. A 3D model of their ear bags a huge 5.0 point bonus (laser scans only please).

    You also get +1.0 bonus points for the obvious letter 'T' that I see in the pics. I'm not sure how you managed to coax the cauliflower to recite the alphabet, but it is impressive. Your ear shaping skills are unmatched.... so far.

    With a base score of 4.0 and your bonus points...

    Total Score: 6.0 / 10.0

    I am surprised I have not seen fake blood and latex prosthetics yet. I did mention those were legals means of garnering the 'mangled' prize, right?

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    I posted my right ear before and got a 9/10, but when I got my piercings, I decided to get two in the left and one in the right.

    So I'll be posting the left one instead. I have a stud in the earlobe and one in the cartilage, even though it's a little hard to see.


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    if this thread was about mangled penises instead of ears i'd totally win.

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